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Mayonesa

The saddest thing in life is wasted talent

About Me

I was born in Chicago back in Aug. of 79', lived there till' I graduated high school. I joined the Marines and helped out our country for 4 LONG years!! I've been around the world pretty much!! I now live in sunny Califoria and am married to a BEAUTIFUL woman named Maria-Liezl Segura. I'm an accountant for a Dental Laboratory, and that is where I found my beautiful wife. We have been to many places since we have been together, and I am loving it. I love her family, especially the cousins (Brian, Abby, Set, Lisa A.K.A Sita, Alyssa, and the little gangster Mike...hahaha)..they all make me feel like part of the family and I love them for it. The first year that Maria and I were together, we went to as many concerts we could possibly go to, and went to every Linkin Park concert they had here in the Los Angeles and San Diego Areas in 2004. My mom passed away Oct. 17th 2005 and I miss her SOOOOOOOOOOO much, but I know she is looking over us...I love her!!! On to another subject, Maria and I just got back from a 2 week vacation from Florida/Bahamas, it was everything I was hoping for. We are getting re-married this year and it will be somewhat big. Our next trip I am hoping for is France, and that is for the summer of 2007 and then my friends I think I will be ready to give my mom what she always wanted. If there is anything else you would like to know about me, ask me.....

My Interests

1st: My beautiful wife 2nd:XBox 3rd: My beautiful wife

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet Luda, Twista, Kanye West, Busta', and of course I want to meet the JackAss crew...Chris Pontius, Steve O, Johnny Knoxville, Ryan Dunn and Bam.

Music:

I like all types of music.....except for country...oh and that no talented Ashlee Simpson!! I love the Beatles and some of the ones I like are LUDA, Kanye West ,Twista, Busta', JZ, LP, The Used, Story of the year, System of a Down and all types of Ill shiz!!! I'm in the mood for some ol' school music!!!..

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Movies:

You gotta' love JARHEAD, SCAR FACE, Full Metal Jacket, Both Kill Bill movies, Blood in Blood out, All of the Star Wars Movies, all of Mr. Bruce Lee's films, A Bronx Tale, Empire, The Pest, Jackass, Old School, All Austin Powers movies, Bruce almighty, Dude where's my car?, Dickie Roberts, Freddie Got Fingered, South Park the movie, Dumb and Dumber and Road Trip....and of course there are many more stupid funny movies I like!!

Television:

Jackass, Wild Boyz, Viva La Bam, and South Park.

Books:



Heroes:

My mom is my Hero

My Blog

My Mom

She is the strongest person who ever lived in my eyes and life, you might think that it's those BIG macho people or any bad ass person, but I believe it's what you have in your heart!!! My mom had a H...
Posted by Mayonesa on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 06:42:00 PST

"Devil Dogs"

In the Belleau Wood fighting in 1918, the Germans received a thorough indoctrination in the fighting ability of the Marines. Fighting through supposedly impenetrable woods and capturing supposedly un...
Posted by Mayonesa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST