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I am a boy, a boy of many talents, also of many faults. I dont wash my face with a flannel every day but yet I can count to ten in Japanese (just an example). When the Germans invaded Poland in 1939 i was in a queue behind sainsburys in Brixton waiting to be born. By the time I reached the front of the queue in 1982, several people had pushed in front of me including Prince Harry and Lizo Mzimba from Newsround, so i was left with the humble task of growing up in south london. After rebelling against my father's ambition for me to be a wandering holy man and carpet-cleaner salesman I had some difficult life choices to make. After much pondering, I gathered my few belongings and, leaving little london behind, made the four thousand mile pilgrimage to Leeds to go to university. I went on foot, with a mule carrying the neccessary supplies; the journey took 2 years. When I reached the metropolis of Leeds I was awestruck, the lamps which lit up every inch of the city contained some alien substance which, I am told (though I am still not sure whether it was said in mockery), is the same as exists in a bolt of lightning. Oh, these Yorkshiremen, they are so far advanced of us southerners it is as if they are a different race! I have since made leeds my home, and, on discovering there is a train from Leeds to london which takes 2 hours, i come back to london every holiday.I am 6ft 1. I have gingery-brown hair. 1 brother. 2 legs. A thermometre. I like fishing, swimming, and camp collecting. 2+2=4. Almonds. {some of the above information is missing, if you have seen it call the missing infromation hotline on this number: sixty}