Hangover Ratings |
1 STAR HANGOVER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~no pain,no real feeling of illness.you slept in your own bed and when you woke up there were no traffic cones in there with you.you are still able to function relativel...
Posted by ∞ TAWNY ∞ on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:21:00 PST |
Things That Suck |
Enron...the price of gas...hair loss...botox parties...slugs...Osama Bin Laden...cottage cheese...Dubya...blindness...Andy Rooney...puppy mills...L. Ron Hubbard...artistic differences...braggarts...an...
Posted by ∞ TAWNY ∞ on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 08:42:00 PST |
More New Rules |
New Rule:
Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.Com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 or 30 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides...
Posted by ∞ TAWNY ∞ on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 08:00:00 PST |
Where Do YOU Want To Live? |
You can live in Phoenix , Arizona where&..
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.3. You...
Posted by ∞ TAWNY ∞ on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 07:50:00 PST |
3 Things To Ponder |
1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada ...
Posted by ∞ TAWNY ∞ on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 07:35:00 PST |
KILL THE DUDS (my thoughts on the Illinois tragedy) |
This is the charming gentleman who took it upon himself to kill all those poor people at Illinois University can people not tell...just by looking at the fuck...that he ain't fucking right? Didnt his ...
Posted by ∞ TAWNY ∞ on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:02:00 PST |
Some New Rules |
New Rule: Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas must be combined into one single super-holiday--called "Thankshallowistmas." That way, you only have to get together with your bat-shit family once. In ...
Posted by ∞ TAWNY ∞ on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 10:23:00 PST |
My Week At The Gym |
Dear Diary,my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the localhealth club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 23 years ago, ...
Posted by ∞ TAWNY ∞ on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 08:53:00 PST |
For Dizzy |
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Posted by ∞ TAWNY ∞ on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:38:00 PST |
The Last Pit Bull |
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"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man"
- Mark Twain..>
Exiled.Tormented.Misrepresented
Bet...
Posted by ∞ TAWNY ∞ on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:30:00 PST |
