Zodiac Pud

This is the Zodiac Pud speaking. This will be my last communication with you. It is late September now and I have been busy gathering slaves for my collection. To the police, I am the one responsible for loud noises and a frightening display of vomit in Austin, Texas on the 24th of July. To prove that I am the Zodiac Pud I will tell you information that only she would know. There was a grasshopper leg and pieces of cheddar flavored Goldfish cracker in the vomit. Since my silence and disappearance this past August I have killed many others and will continue to do so until my blood lust is met. Human incapacity to find me has made me rather angry, so I will no longer be announcing my actions. Instead, I will kill and annoy silently, adding to my list of victims anonymously. Let it be known that Zodiac Pud will never rest until the last human has been annoyed and the last dog has been inconvenienced. You will not know when I strike, but wherever there is misery or annoyance you can be sure that I was there. I have the ability to travel now, so be you in New York City, New Orleans, or anywhere else on this vast stretch of wretched Earth, know that I can find you. Beware, I am stalking small dogs now. Zodiac Pud never rests... MyGen Profile Generator