I'm Evan...I'm deeply in love...with my guitar.
I find that there is too much blood in my caffeine system.
8 good reasons why the beach is better than clubbing:
-The beach doesn't screw up your sleeping habits.
-People use alcohol in clubs as an excuse to act like dickheads or sluts.
-Exposure to loud music and alcohol is unhealthy, where as going to the beach with sun protection is good for you.
-No one at the beach pesters me to dance when I obviously won't.
-There are lots of attractive bodies to admire at the beach without skanky undertones.
-The beach sounds good, clubbing music sounds crap.
-I've never blown half my week's earnings on drinks at the beach.
-You can't get kicked out of the beach for wearing shorts.
Michael Leunig is a genuis. I want me an understandascope.
