I'm a submarine gone AWOL, a professional toe-nail clippper...And a stand-in porn star. Next time you watch a triple x-er, notice how the girl who takes it from the front is NOT the same girl who takes it from the back in the next scene. This is what the porn industry considers 'energy conservation'.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
The German voice of Homer Simpson (D'oh! not Nein!), the actor who plays the tough n' lanky ganglord in Bands of New York, Paul Newman 40 years ago, etc.
