lauren

rebuking the legion of satan,spitting rusty nails,reading stolen documents,givin the character assasins somethin more to work with,name droppers who just don't get it,callin the coroner for kicks,sitting in the imaginery legislature,protection from voodoo hexes,post-traumatic stress,occasional vagrancy after crawling out from underneath a rock,mace on a stick and the people who bring new meaning to the phrase,"goin medieval on yo ass",surgery-before during and after,burning all the witches,failing sobriety tests while sober,general stupidity,airing out dirty laundry,enable-ing the enablers,snores that sound like farts,lobotomies in leiu of flowers,chemistry,mad science,mirroring and blending in with the background, being sincerely disturbed by what things i see and hear followed by warping it into a very fucked up comedy act that i can perform at my medieval weapons class..