TheTheGrape$oda$ass$quash!

TheThe$quash! crumbles into the sea. It's more pretty.
Fists in the air, be it in riot or revolution: Everything is okay.
Everything is as it should be.
Fathom the clues:
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Clue Number 5 and 1/2
"SOME PUT IT ON A PEDESTAL AND THEN LEFT IT THERE" EP
A Metabiological Hexateuch Pervading the Domain of Intellectual Speculation and Diffusing Through Channels of "Moral" Activity
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or an individual musicsong by clicking in it's title:
1.) Act One 2.) ("All's well that ends.") 3.) Act Two 4.) ("Number K") 5.) Act Three 6.) ("Coming in now now.")
Clue number 5:
"The World's Not Round, It's Fucking Stupid"
An Account (Mostly False) of Events (Mostly Unimportant) Brought about by Rulers (Mostly Knaves) and Soldiers (Mostly Fools)
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1.) How many drugs does it take to be me? I mean: really? 2.) Trillion Dollar Trannies 3.) Tonight you will sleep the sleep of the sleep. But today: The Boston Shake! 4.) You call that complaining? 5.) Groomed! You're all groomed! 6.) Jealous? Ladies? 7.) Pandrew was dead. 8.) Slide of the 'Ol Click-Click 9.) Life is all candy and blow-jobs until you lose your shit on the fourth of July. 10.) When Christmas grabs you by the collar and pulls you into it's soaking-wet grave... 11.) Nothing so glorious as Fat Flabbie Annie. Just ask a drunk William Faulkner. 12.) 52 Pick-Ups to cure 52 Hiccups 13.) Uncle Skittles! Aunt Beatleguise! Oh Brother, My Captain! 14.) All I know is all time already happened at once, but I could swear I've seen this infinity before... 15.) Let us now go mellow. 16.) And once again, the future reveals that it is only the past...
Clue number 4:
"Get Rich of Try Dying!"
The Buying, Selling...and Returning of The The Squash!
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or an individual musicsong by clicking in it's title:
1.) The future reveals that it's only the past. 2.) Celebration of a Successful Depressive 3.) All wrong! Torch tongs for an alright porch song! 4.) It's a happy birthday cause even I can be someone's savior... 5.)...I just got faker! 6.) Won't you sing for us, my love, like we sing for you? 7.) A wonder. Full. 8.) Squashington Frights 9.) Music songs are for hugs, drugs, and people too! 10.) I don't want a body that's been in the sun. The punk ethic, it has come to this... 11.) Bling-Bling Bring the history! Who? Wha? 12.) We Love You!!!!!!!! 13.) I'm the Fakest!!! (Guest appearances by Jess Irvin, Bernard Malamud, and Neil Casey)
Clue number 3:
"Have You Ever Seen a Chicken Nuggle...Inverted?"
The Rise and Rise and Rise of The The Grape Soda Sass Squash!
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or an individual musicsong by clicking in it's title:
1.) Gotta Gotta Gotta Get 'Em Up Straight Wild! 2.) Wolves Howling and Snarling until the Neck is Twisted and Broken 3.) Here We Go!oG eW ereH 4.) A Hard-On for Indifference 5.) Have you ever seen a chicken nuggle...inverted? 6.) 8-Track Monster in my Panties like Glue 7.) I sing like this! 8.) Chinese Ear Candy for a Mad Gorilla 9.) I eat your skin with my teeth which inadvertently saves the waves. 10.) 1969? 1984! 2007!!!! 11.) I'ma send you back to Vietnam! 12.) I get so turned on! 13.) Cutest thing! Killer Snake! Ohh, you Cutie-Patootie Fucker! 14.) Who's wearing tank-tops? 15.) Crowd excitement reaches it's zenith upon the viewing of the titty-tagged bridge. Fireworks greet the new year. 16.) Dead-Beat Dad! 17.) For those interested, the more gruesome effects, such as the breaking of bones and the slitting of throats, were made by the abusing of large white people. 18.) Oh! At the County Fair! 19.) Cool for Cats 20.) Brass Eyes! 21.) Buy Buy Buy Buy Buy my Shit! Please! 22.) A Song for Biggie... 23.) I'd share my needle with the world! (This album is dedicated to Matt Harrigan and has a guest appearance by Neil Casey)
Clue number 2:
"Hot Shit!"
30 More Songs in the Bedroom Pop Tradition
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or an individual musicsong by clicking in it's title:
1.) The saddest story I ever cried... 2.) Cut off my finger! 3.) Hogzilla! 4.) I hate the morning sun. 5.) Pedal Bliss Opus 6.) Bryan's Psychedelic Shack 7.) Get Grounded! 8.) Tom Jones (the novel) 9.) Longhaired Redneck 10.) Oh! My my sasquatch! 11.) B-b-b-b-b-b-b-brainmurder! 12.) Like a Rock! 13.) Patrick's Acoustic Suite 14.) Let's Squash! 15.) I live in East Harlem. 16.) Yeah! 17.) Babyfaces! 18.) Jules Verne 19.) Just go NOW. 20.) No need to get high. 21.) Cellphone Billy 22.) Juanita and the Girls 23.) Das Pope! 24.) I don't wanna grow up. 25.) King of Stuff 26.) Yo Como! 26.) Thank you, George! (With Bryan Gonzo)
Clue number 1:
"The Four-Track Tapes and Beyond"
6 Great MusicSongs and 62 Others in the Bedroom Pop Tradition
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or an individual musicsong by clicking in it's title:
1.) Hey Hey Baby! 2.) Have you heard about this new soda? 3.) Rocket to the Top 4.) Intro / Interlude 5.) Two in the Morning 6.) Sass that Squash! 7.) It's so damn cool! 8.) Hey! 9.) Grape Soda! 10.) Eyeball Paper Cut 11.) Fuck Pepsi! 12.) Swamp Rock! 13.) Cowtown 14.) We Walk the Line 15.) Ever wonder why? 16.) A Song to Grow up By. 17.) Skateboard 18.) Lamppost Moon 19.) Soap: The Soap 20.) All kinds of soda. 21.) Hey Lou! 22.) Rootbeer Royale 23.) Toy Store! 24.) Re-Do if Again 25.) Scary Sloop 26.) T-t-t-t-tong 27.) Big Screen TV 28.) Amey's Story -or- Wail at a Snail 29.) Sasquatch 30.) Mrs. Swann 31.) Fuck Yeah! 32.) Cool to be Kind 33.) I do what I do and I know its right. 34.) You're drinking too much soda! 35.) Ta-Ta's! 36.) Hey Ladies! 37.) Soda Yeti! 38.) Pretty? 39.) No. No. Yeah! 40.) Dr. Phil can eat our fucking shit. 41.) Interlude 42.) Here's another great song! 43.) Grape Soda Vs. Sass Squash! 44.) I would give it up in no time. 45.) We sold our souls to AOR 46.) Edulretni 47.) It's two damn cool. 48.) The Creeps 49.) Monkey Brains and Turtle Toes 50.) Skateboard 2 51.) I'm gonna be that big man. 52.) Soda Pop 53.) Hey hey you! 54.) General Store 55.) Never Never Never Leaving Home 56.) Oh! Juanita! 57.) Excema 58.) Squash out of Hand 59.) Dinosaur 60.) Time to Sleep 61.) Mmmmmm... (With Bryan Gonzo and a guest appearance by Mike Jasper)
The following are not clues:
"AbC's are Fucking Stupid!" ep
TheTheGrape$oda$ass$quash! vs. The Panty Ho's!
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or an individual musicsong by clicking on it's title:
1. That hippie's sure got moves! 2. A hard man is good to squash, Uncle Skittles. 3. The Regret of the hippie. 4. Christmas boys have skinny hiccups. 5. Death of the hippie. 6. How the Ho's blinged down history in just one night. 7. Resurrection of the hippie.
BONUS TRACKS!
Remixes by alch3mi$t!:
if i was your melted girlfriend and
sexxed up mix ! Thanks, alch3mi$t!
"I made a difference today!"
a love letter to the world...
by Pandrew
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or an individual musicsong by clicking on it's title:
1. I Made A Difference Today! 2. Skittles Marinky Dinky Do 3. Play it Again 4. I Want July! 5. Arizona Transit Nightmare 6. Different Drum 7. Dead Meat! Dead Meat! 8. Join the Navy, Wavy Gravy 9. Ice Cream, You Scream 10. Impossible Love 11. What I Can't Wear, I Tell You, I Can't Use 12. The Anatomy of Melancholy 13. A Feast for Fear's Ears (final track recorded live with Neil Casey, Erik Savage, Katharine Toledo, Ellen Trimarco, and Naughty By Nature)
The Albums of W.MortonFort
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5: "Some folks get unsightly and something sincere emerges."
4: "Some folks get sincere and something unsightly emerges."
3: "Pardon me, sir, but is that a knife stuck in your face?"
2: "CoverSongs528082:StickySandRomance"
1: "Coversongs52808"

Number Two and One-Half
"Have You Never Seen Hot Shit?"
musicsongs from the lost period
by TheThe$quash!
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or an individual musicsong by clicking in it's title:
1.) Date Tonight! 2.)Mr. and Mrs. Wigglesworth drink that bloody love. 3.) Bo Bice! 4.) Watch the caveman on a Saturday night. 5.) A Song About the Joys of Self-Mutilation 6.) Nothing to do so I sniff some glue. 7.) Can't you hear the bling bling blong? 8.) Lurch and Enjoy 9.) County Fair 10.) Day Off! 11.) Wasted Lives (Part 1) 12.) Never sing a song about cowboys. 13.) All my tapes will slug tonight! 14.) Outer space may or may not be the place. 15.) Wasted Lives (Part 2) 16.) CHUD Song 17.) Squashin' in the USSA 18.) Live Love 19.) Well well well. If it isn't The Doobie Brothers...
"Unheard"
The Early Rough Gems of TheThe$quash!
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or an individual musicsong by clicking in it's title:
1.) Intro 2.) I know I should not feel blue. Frankenstein was ugly too. 3.) Dance the Roll 4.) U.S.A. March 5.) Mask Rock! 6.) I'll kick your daddy's ass. 7.) Scholar in Squalor 8.) Muscle Shirts 9.) Dinner Bell 10.) '62 11.) '62 Again 12.) Angela Bowie 13.) Guitar Gods 14.) Noise Experiment! 15.) Something Happened? 16.) Damp Host Spoon 17.) Angela Bowie 18.) I thought I was cool. 19.) Help Us Rhonda! 20.) Noise Experiment 21.) I'm still not happy! 22.) Feel Good! 23.) Click Click Click 24.) Scary Success 25.) I Don't Know...
"Spoonfulla' Slut"
ABC's & STD's by The Panty Ho's !
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or an individual musicsong by clicking in it's title:
1.) Spoonfulla Slut 2.) A Hard Man is Good to Find 3.) Hippies 4.) The Ho's Get Down -or- How We Stole Your Boyfriend in Just One Night 5.) A Bitch in Heat 6.) Hippies 2 7.) College Boys Have Skinny Dicks 8.) Seasoned Lesbian 9.) Hippies 3 (The Revenge) 10.) Anally Yours 11.) Hippies 4 (Son of Hippie) 12.) Plastic Surgury (guest appearances by TheThe$quash!)
Thank you for listening.
Love, TheThe$quash!