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Das Wundergimp!

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About Me

A disgruntled technician who has become rapidly disillusioned with the way large corporations and small business alike conduct themselves. Currently a student so I can get a leg up on those bastards who make me hate a job I would otherwise love. Other than that....
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jesse
Birthday: August 22, 1984
Birthplace: NYC
Current Location: NYC
Eye Color: Green or Brown, depends on the day
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'3" Always wanted to make 6'4", it just never happened
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: that's 50% simple, and 50% complicated.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Failure to make forward progress in life.
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage and mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Survive until this date next year. Oh, and finish school.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Sometimes you just stand there, hip deep in pie.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is is 5am? or 5pm?
Your Best Physical Feature: Left-hand thumb. Seriously, it's a masterwork.
Your Bedtime: HAH!
Your Most Missed Memory: I miss seeing dozens of my friends all at riverside at the same time. Those were some good nights.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, they both suck.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: *cough*
Do you Swear: Fuck this fucking question right in the ass with a bulging sandpaper dick
Do you Sing: Nope
Do you Shower Daily: Of Course
Have you Been in Love: Yep
Do you want to go to College: Yep
Do you want to get Married: No. Not anytime soon at least.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really, just vertigo at high heights when looking down.
Do you think you are Attractive: Not especially
Are you a Health Freak: Oh yeah, I'm all soybeans and tofu...that is until the beer and pizza shows up.
Do you get along with your Parents: It's far more complicated and volatile at times than I like, but I manage to keep the peace
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're amazing, especially if you have an unobstructed few for a mile or 3.
Do you play an Instrument: Used to play the guitar, not anymore.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: *hiccup*
In the past month have you Smoked: *cough*
In the past month have you been on Drugs: *cough*
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I suppose you could call it a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Regretably yes, but only because I saw it hadn't shut down for good when passing by, and wondered what was left inside.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Oh Yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Despite one excellent opportunity, no.
Ever been Drunk: But of course
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Not since the 3rd grade, and you better believe there was a reckoning.
Ever Shoplifted: Not in many many years
How do you want to Die: If I die in my old age, I just want it to be quick and painless. If I die young, I just want it to be for something meaningful.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Successful
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Color doesn't matter, as long as they're captivating.
Favourite Hair Color: Kinda partial to redheads, but no huge biases.
Short or Long Hair: Long. I don't think short hair looks good on a girl unless in that rare case it goes with thair face perfectly.
Height: Shorter than me, preferably by about 6" or more.
Weight: gotta be lighter than me...that's a dealbreaker.
Best Clothing Style: Casual. There's something to be said for dressing up, but casual can be sexy sometimes
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: I'm all digital at this point.
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing. Every decision i've made in the past has led me here, and here ain't bad.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone capable of enough original thought to offer some original ideas about most anything. If you're boring, don't bother me unless you can run faster than I can throw a brick.

Music:

Metal mostly, In flames especially, but really anyone who can play a solid guitar, love the old Hendrix stuff from time to time.

Television:

Sports Night is the single greatest show in the history of television. Too bad is only made it 2 seasons. *sigh*

Heroes:

People who disagree with me with enough intelligence and passion to make me reflect on my own actions and opinions.