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Sissy Hankshaw

Ordinary prestoopnicks are stupid, but I'm not ordinary and nor am I dim. Do you slooshy?

About Me

People are so jealous of me because my dad owns three car dealerships and we have a lot of money. I love football. I'm a die hard broncos fan. Go Denver!! I'm also really into art. I never go anywhere without my colored pencils. I love salmon. I'm always trying new ways to cook that delicious fish. Call me crazy, but I know Elvis is still alive. I say this because I saw him at a movie. He's friends with Bruce Willis. I wash my hands more than I should. People tease me for it... but i just like to be germ free. I guess my new nickname can be soapy... but you can call me Mook. I dip everything in honey.

My Interests

Preforming the old in out in out, crasting some deng with my droogies, dratsing, seeing the kroovy of loodies, a cup of the old chia, and peeting a glass of moloko stirs the mind of your narrorater.

I'd like to meet:

A boy that will let me ride on his pegs.

Music:


Bowie, Tool,The Smiths, Radiohead, The Cure, Joy Division, The Pixies, Sonic Youth, PJ Harvey, Elliott Smith, Dead Can Dance, Beck, Mr. Bungle, Jeff Buckley, Smashing Pumpkins, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, 311, Led Zeppelin, Joni Mitchell, Bob Dylan, Nine Inch Nails, Cat Power, Jay-Z, Bjork, Aphex Twin, The Clash, The Refused, The Mars Volta, Frank Zappa, The Cramps, Muse, Velvet Underground, Prince, Michael Jackson, Black Sabbath, Bob Marley, Johnny Cash, Patti Smith, Nina Simone,Charlie Parker,Miles Davis, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald,The Secret Machines, Otis Redding, Patsy Cline, Rage Against the Machine, Bright Eyes, TV on the Radio, Lemon Jelly, The Postal Service, Bloc Party, Ween, New Order, Jane's Addiction, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Regina Spektor, Feist, Oasis, The Strokes, My Bloody Valentine, New York Dolls, Dead Kennedy's, Fugazi, AFI, T. Rex, The Stooges, The Hives, Mando Diao, The Libertines, Neil Young, The Living End and Jens Kuross

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Scarface, Life is Beautiful, Harold and Maude, The Hustler, It's a Wonderful Life, True Romance, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Say Anything, 400 Blows, The Wiz, Walkabout, Cloe at 5 and 7, Rebel Without a Cause, The Salton Sea, The Velvet Goldmine, Igby Goes Down, Napolean Dynamite, Easy Rider, Lost in Translation, Edward Scissorhands, Fatal Attraction, Spanglish, The Labyrinth, Moonwalker, Purple Rain, Lady and the Tramp ....

Television:

Killed it. I've also killed pigeons when i was in san francisco last year. I was going to feed them. that was the whole point of my trip, but things actually took a turn for the worst when i arrived at the seashore. i had a bag of old hamburger buns and i was throwing out small pieces all around. then a big coyote or wild boar or something came out of nowhere and bit my hand. it really hurt. then the pigeons started going crazy and they actually started barking and flapping their wings like crazy children with oversized coats on. i feared for my life. i dropped the bag and started running until i reached a small independently run coffee house. it was nice and comfy, so i went in and had a latte and a muffin. i think it was bran.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Still Life With Woodpecker, Through the Looking Glass, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Lolita, A Clockwork Orange, The Wasp Factory, Heart of Darkness, The Immortal, Behold the Protong, Diary of a Genius, Immortality, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, Where the Wild Things Are, Goodnight Moon, Oh, The Places You'll Go!, A Light in the Attic, The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales

Heroes:

I call him up when I'm feeling terrible and he sings me lullabies.

My Blog

the new me

i'm moving to seattle in a week or two.i will also be changing my name to april o'neill for legal reasons.... so if you need to reach me, that's how you can find me.
Posted by Mortadella on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:57:00 PST