"People may say I can't sing, but no one can ever say I didn't sing." ~Florence Foster Jenkins
"Happiness is anyone and anything at all that's loved by you."
Martin Luther King Jr. - I have a dream
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Words of Wisdom From Movies I Love
Some "Hard Days Night" isms:
"We know how to behave, we've had lessons!"
"Hey, you won't interfere with the basic rugged concept of me personality, will you madam?"
"How did you find America?"
"Turn left at Greenland."
"John put those girls down or I'll tell your mother of you."
"Do I snore, Paul?"
"With a trombone hooter like yours, it would be unnatural if you didn't."
"Now Paulie, don't mock the afflicted."
"Aw, come off it, it's only a joke."
"Ah, it may be a joke but it's his nose."
"We've broken out! Ah, the blessed freedom of it all! Have you got a nail file, these handcuffs are killin me! I was framed, I'm innocent, I don't want to go!"
"Sorry for disturbing you, girls!"
"I betcha can't guess what I was in for!" ::Laughs::
"I now declare this bridge open!"
"I'm a drummer not a wet nurse, you know."
"He's sex obsessed! The older generation's leading our nation in a state of galloping ruin!"
"The place is surging with girls.
"Please sir, sir, can I have one to surge me sir, please sir?"
"No, you can't!"
"I demand to see my solicitor."
"What's his name?"
"Well, if you're gonna get technical about it."
Some "Noises Off" isms:
"And God said, 'Where the Hell is Tim?' And there the Hell was Tim. And God said, 'Let there be doors that open when they open, and close when they close.'"
"Lloyd, since we're stopped, I just want to say that I've worked with a lot of directors. Some were geniuses, and some were bastards. But I've never met one who was just so, totally... I don't know."
"Thank you Gary, that's very touching. Now would you please get off the fucking stage."
"I've started to know what God felt like when he sat out there in the darkness, creating the world."
"And what did he feel like, Lloyd my dear?"
"Very pleased he'd taken his Valium."
"It's like the band playing on while the Titanic sank."
Some "Orgazmo" isms:
"That's just what You were led to believe. He was killed by the CIA...for selling smack...to Nazis."
"Jesus!"
"Where?"
"Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ's sake!"
"How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?"
"I'm not a superhero! I'm a Latter-Day Saint!"
"I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight."
"Lights are on and stable, Captain, WOO-HOO! Let's see some fuckin' action!"
"One more time for Jesus."
"I'm a bad, bad Mormon."
Some "BaseKetball" isms
"Hey pigfucker, can I call you pigfucker?"
"No, only my friends can call me pigfucker.
"Now you're such a big shot you're gonna act in a Hollywood movie? Fucking sellout."
"Steve Perry!"
"I said no more Journey psych-outs!"
"If I had a nickel for every time that ball got me out of a tight spot, I'd have a shitload of nickels!"
"Your mother's deaf."
"My mother's dead, you little twerp."
"I guess that why she didn't move around much."
"If you guys rip on me 14 or 15 more times, I'm outta here!"
Theatrical Logic
(Blatantly Stolen from Becka!)
In is down, down is front
Out is up, up is back
Off is out, on is in
And of course-
Left is right and right is left
A drop shouldn't and a
Block and fall does neither
A prop doesn't and
A cove has no water
Tripping is OK
A running crew rarely gets anywhere
A purchase line buys you nothing
A trap will not catch anything
A gridiron has nothing to do with football
Strike is work (In fact a lot of work)
And a green room, thank god, usually isn't
Now that you're fully versed in Theatrical terms,
Break a leg.
But not really.
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