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Curtis

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About Me

...Here's the deal. I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence..> Show Me Your Genitals (Jon Lajoie) on FunnyOrDie.com ..>

My Interests

...Perplexities, Compositions, Creativity, Brilliance

I'd like to meet:

...Santa, so i can give him back the socks he gave me

Music:

...Turbulent

Movies:

...Horror

Television:

...P and T Bullshit, Dexter, Flight of the Conchords

Books:

...Chuck Palahniuk, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, Charles Darwin, Christopher Hitchens, Jeff Lindsay, Bret Easton Ellis

Heroes:

Donate and be my hero

My Blog

Brains taste good with a little hot sauce...

 In this fictitious thing we call life. In a bubble surrounded by the rest of the world. Looking for love and compassion in all the wrong places. "I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to...
Posted by Curtis on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:29:00 PST

Penguins

Time is a funny thing.  People are so impatient. We all rush through life. Never realizing how precious our lives and time are. Everyday with the same jobs, same meals, same places, same hobbies...
Posted by Curtis on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:43:00 PST

I know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is yes

I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right...
Posted by Curtis on Mon, 19 May 2008 01:22:00 PST