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Kayla Killed Karate and Invented Kaylate

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

well names Kayla, I'm very picky when it comes to people...
very sick of stupid bull shit and drama so if you have it keep away...
i'm not a trusting person..
i'll give you an inch fuck me over you'll never hear from me again...
if i like you you have more of a chance to get to know me...
well the real me not the hard ass front...
if i dont you'll know i can be a total cunt...
i'm a bitch my mommy even says so...
yes i can admit it and if people dont like it well hey they can all fuck off...
i like to do stupid shit
when i feel someone getting to close i'll push them away...
i dont like it...
well not that i dont like it i've just let to many of the wrong people in
so yeah i just keep everyone as far away as possible..
i tend to second guess everything...
you never fully know whats going threw my head..
even though i voice most of it...
i work with people with disabilities..
which is nice because it challenges me...
i'm always up for a good challenge but yet a sore loser...
i can't stand it when people say they like you then never make a move...
i cant stand vegans... sorry but you preach far to much
i dont like people very much but yet always seem to have them around
i would die for my friends... they are like family
i cant stand two faced liars i'd rather hear the truth no matter how much it hurts...
i cant stand when people say one thing then do another...
most likely i'll hate you...
What Kayla Means
K is for Kinky
A is for Athletic
Y is for Young
L is for Lovable
A is for Abstract
What Does Your Name Mean?
What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as confident and determined.
Overall, your true self is reserved and logical.
With friends, you seem logical, detached, and a bit manipulative.
In love, you seem energetic - almost manic.
In stressful situations, you seem sad and helpless. What Do People Think Of Your Face?
.. You scored as Lara Croft, A thrill-seeking, slightly unscrupulous, tough-as-nails archaeologist, Lara Croft travels the world in search of ancient relics perhaps better left hidden. She packs two Colt .45s and has no fear of jumping off buildings, exploring creepy tombs, or taking on evil meglomaniacs bent on world domination.

Lara Croft


100%

Captain Jack Sparrow


75%

Maximus


71%

Indiana Jones


71%

The Terminator


67%

The Amazing Spider-Man


58%

El Zorro


50%

William Wallace


50%

Batman, the Dark Knight


42%

Neo, the "One"


42%

James Bond, Agent 007


38%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ummm... dont really care to tell the simple truth i know a lot of poeple what is one more?
I miss you
but I haven't met you yet
so special
but it hasn't happened yet
you are gorgeous
but I haven't met you yet
I remember
but it hasn't happened yet

and if you believe in dreams
or what is more important
that a dream can come true
I will meet you

I was peaking
but it hasn't happened yet
I haven't been given
my best souvenir
I miss you
but I haven't met you yet
I know your habits
but wouldn't recognize you yet

and if you believe in dreams
or what is more important
that a dream can come true
I will meet you

I'm so impatient
I can't stand the wait
when will I get my cuddle?
who are you?

I know by now that you'll arrive
by the time I stop waiting

I miss you

Music:

genius to
fall asleep
to your tape last night

sounds go through the muscles

these abstract
wordless
movements
move move move move

they start off as cells
that haven't been
touched before
these cells are virgins

my headphones
they saved my life
your tape
it lulled me to sleep, to sleep, to sleep

nothing will be the same

I like this resonance
it elevates me
I don't recognize myself
this is very interesting

my headphones
they saved my life
your tape
lulled me to sleep, to sleep, to sleep

I am fast asleep now

you're still with me

i'm asleep

my headphones
they saved, saved my life
your tape
it lulled me to sleep
to sleep, to sleep

Television:

dont watch much but Forensics files and late night hbo and cinamax pornos

My Blog

true friends

1. letting me be a hobo at your house2. not caring if i poo in your toilet3. getting coffee with me just so we can talk about stupid boys and killing sluts4. putting up with each other's whiny crying ...
Posted by Kayla Killed Karate and Invented Kaylate on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:04:00 PST

ummm yeah

Basics:Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair (color nd style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:OTHER:1. Where would we go on dates?2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?3. Do you drink/smoke??4. Do you like t...
Posted by Kayla Killed Karate and Invented Kaylate on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 12:59:00 PST

why!?!

i am alone locked in my memories there is nowhere left for me to hide but I am not real Ive made all i am with lies why does it seem that everything is differnt? why does it seem that ...
Posted by Kayla Killed Karate and Invented Kaylate on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:45:00 PST

umm DO IT!....NOW!!!!

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe...
Posted by Kayla Killed Karate and Invented Kaylate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Attention pls!! could u do this for me pleaze!

You wanna..... Date me? Make dinner for me? Take me out? Buy me something I wanted? Kiss me: Fuck me?: Hold me: Cuddle with me: Come and see me if i was in the hospital: Cry with me: Tell...
Posted by Kayla Killed Karate and Invented Kaylate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

lonely

♥ lonelness is one of the most annoying emotions there is because it is the hardist to get ride of...someone wanna help me out make me stop feeling this sad pathetic emotion ♥
Posted by Kayla Killed Karate and Invented Kaylate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Me a Bed and umm Some Rope

what would you do to me if i were tied down to a bed with only you in the room ?
Posted by Kayla Killed Karate and Invented Kaylate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SEX

if i were to show up to your house would you have sex with me? 1=no your a sick nasty fuck, 2=maybe, 3= hell yeah, 4=how soon can you come over
Posted by Kayla Killed Karate and Invented Kaylate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST