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TeKnO JoE™ [DAB]

I'm quite the catch babe, but you have to know how to reel me in......

About Me


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My Interests



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I'd like to meet:



Music:

Silverstein, Hello Goodbye, Ok Go, The Academy Is..., Hawthorne Heights, The Audition, June, As I Lay Dying, Broken Image, Plain White T's, Spitalfield, The Black Maria, Straylight Run, Something Corporate, Jacks Mannequin, Panic! at the Disco, Head Automatica, 30 Seconds to Mars, 10 Years, Silvertide, This Is the End, The Killer Apathy, (The Butcher, The Vet), Blood of Creation,THE KILLERS, Metallica, red hot chili peppers, hawthorne heights, MODEST MOUSE, jimmy buffet, story of the year, dmb, ludacris, NIRVANA, weezer, eminem, korn, white stripes, the used, my chemical romance, rammstein, beck, the who, sublime, smashing pumpkins, tom petty, david bowie, jet, dmx, incubus, linkin park, dashboard confessional, DIRTY VEGAS, fatboy slim, staind, BUSH, bloodhound gang, techno, house, euro and progressive music, jimmy eat world, ICP, pixies, a perfect circle, rush, queens of the stone age, pretty much whatever sounds good and looks good which means i have to include gwen stefani, and also means that i really hate guns'n'roses....i mean i really really hate them--especially that little bitch of a singer (he has no skill and neone that kicks a fan in the face just for takin a pic at a concert is an ass), afi, nine inch nails, coldplay, maroon five, collective soul, lifehouse, the cranberries, better than ezra, PEARL JAM, stone temple pilots, creed, breaking benjamin, three days grace, blink 182, filter, tool, chevelle, marilyn manson, coal chamber, elton john, 311, Motion City Soundtrack, and the list goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on.........................

Movies:

50 FIRST DATES ~~I LOVE THAT MOVIE. "I JUSS KIDDING MOO MOO". godfather trilogy, lord of the rings trilogy, pitch black, the island, shrek movies, the first toy story, three musketeers, the man in the iron mask, edward scissorhands, secret window, pirates of the carribean, ok, streak of three johnny depp movies, sorry, but i love him. lol. ummm......bad boys 1 and 2, water boy, little nicky, happy gilmore, (i love adam sandler too), the royal tennenbaums, wedding crashers, the whole nine yards, the ref (one of the funniest movies ever), paris hilton's sex video, speak

Television:

mtv, vh1, imf, fuse, history channel and travel channel, adult swim on cartoon network-family guy and futurama are the shit, one tree hill, smallville (one of my favorites), the o.c, laguna beach (britt and all her friends forced it on me and now i have to watch it), extreme makeover home edition, monster garage, monster house, csi (all of them), law and order (svu), and other stuff that happens to catch my eye, prison break
Joey's Past Lives

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1686 BC : A prostitute

899 AD : A shipping merchant

1794 AD : A transsexual prostitute

'What were you in your past lives?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Books:

dont really read books, dont have much time, magazines mostly, u know, playboy, hustler, club, cheri, penthouse. those kind of magazines. oh yeah, and sport truck and american hockey. home and garden every once i awhile too. jk. but seriously. i read it

Heroes:

BATMAN, he kicks ass. hes an ordinary guy with lots of money, lots of brains, and lots of women. and the villians fear him. who wouldnt want to be him? seriously. hes the fucken shit!!!Congratulations to Joe the November Spotlight Winner! We set a NEW all time voting record with 475,947 pic comments (votes)!Joe 20 Chicago, Illinois

My Blog

This is how I really feel. This is who I really am.

Don't be fooled by me. Don't be fooled by the face I wear for I wear a mask, a thousand masks, masks that I'm afraid to take off, and none of them is me. Pretending is an art that's second nature with...
Posted by TeKnO JoE™ [DAB] on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:19:00 PST

girlfriend application

GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION. Name:Age:Phone Number:Location:Height:Hair:Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:Breed:Wha t Do You Think Of My?Personality:EyesFace:Hair:Clothes:Humor:Choice of music:Manners:Friends:W0ULD Y0...
Posted by TeKnO JoE™ [DAB] on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:00:00 PST

The problem science has with Jesus Christ

"Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. "You're a Christian, aren't you,...
Posted by TeKnO JoE™ [DAB] on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:20:00 PST

One chance to tell me.....

ok. so I'm bored as hell. here is your one chance to tell me your complete honest opinion of me. no holds barred. if you hate my ass--tell me you hate my ass and you want to slit my throat or sumthing...
Posted by TeKnO JoE™ [DAB] on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:47:00 PST

So my girlfriend broke up with me tonight.........

anyways........me and britt broke up. lots of different reasons i guess. Im still in love with her, i mean, i've been with her for three and a half years. been through a lot. its just not working out ...
Posted by TeKnO JoE™ [DAB] on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:11:00 PST

If you're wondering why I'm better than you, the ITALIANESS inside will explain

**iTALiANSI never asked to be born italian, I was just blessed by it. Because we can't all be Italian, just the lucky ones are blessed with the gift. "Being Italian, is not just your heritage. It's yo...
Posted by TeKnO JoE™ [DAB] on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 05:45:00 PST

this shit actually happened. pretty funny

If you don't laugh at the end of reading this then there's something wrong with you... Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WB...
Posted by TeKnO JoE™ [DAB] on Tue, 09 May 2006 11:17:00 PST