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If You Only Knew

I swear.. It was like that when I got here.

About Me

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So much to say so little time....

My Interests

Kung Fu, Jack Daniels, making a complete ass out of myself, slighting resposibility, 5 o'clock drunk dial, turning the wheel, dancing till I can't feel my feet, dreams of being a professional stunt man (damn you jackie chan), catching the perfect wave, seamless transition of 2 songs melding into one, being able to say "Yeah thats how I roll", coke in a can or those little bottles, 4 am chicken, tijuana specials at cherry tavern, photo booth at 7b, my inability to keep a pet for longer than 6 months, getting drunk in mccaren park in the summer during the day while I should be working, that feeling in the morning when I wake up and don't know where I am, getting stoned and going to the museum (don't knock it till you've tried it), the feeling of the needle while you tattoo a free space on your body, ONE NIGHT STANDS, 2 NIGHT STANDS, lets go mets, Arcade Fire live in the park, Getting paid to work in music (what a joke), knowing when to fold em, "It's not you, its me" HA, constantly telling that little guy inside that he has no clue whats going on, never knowing when enough is enough

I'd like to meet:

Somebody with rhythm besides myself and this guy.

Music:

A Tribe Called Quest, Arcade Fire, Talking Heads , The Vesties,Bob Marley, Steve Wonder, Interpol, Tom petty, Ted Leo And the Pharmecists, Iggy Pop, QUEEN, Papoose, Swizz beats, Jay-z, Elvis Costello, Neil Young, Rolling Stones, The Decemberists, The Good The Bad and The Queen, The Misfits, AC/DC, Slayer, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, 31 Knots, Bright Eyes, Pearl Jam, Prince, the Kinks and their are just too many to name!

Movies:

Sour Grapes , Ong Bak , Motorcycle Diaries, Office Space, Y' Tu Mama Tambien, Indiana Jones (any one), Bruce Lee (any one), The Royal Tannenbaums, Enternal Sunshine On a Spotless Mind, A Guide To Recognizing your Saints, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Cocaine Cowboys, Boondack Saints, Fresh, Supersize Me, Rounders, The Color of Money, The Sting, What about Bob, The Life Aquatic, The Squid and The Whale and much much more...

Television:



This shit is classic!

Heroes:

Gandhi, Mick Jagger, Sun Tzu, My Father, Pablo Picasso, Salvador Dali, Jimmy Carter, Dr. Sigmund Freud, Jerry Springer and The Caveman In the Geico commercials