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I'd like to meet:

anybody cool

Music:

Zydeco, Rap, R&B, Old Skool/Funk, Gospel, Swing Out, some Alternative

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Your real name crystal monique...
friends call you: crystal
What your boyfriend calls you what boyfriend?
What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: i used to want to be called by my middle name, but it never catches on
HAVE U EVER
Thrown up in public?: yup
Nearly drowned?: i thought so... but i just had to stand up, LOL!
Been stuck in the rain?: yeah!
Caught people having sex?: unfortunately so.
Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: damn you angelina jolie!!!
Made a wish that came true?: yeah
Complete The Sentence
I once had a dream that black men and white men... wait, that wasn't me!
I'm only racist towards i'm not.
don't even know why I'm on myspace.
You can't eat steak without A-1 sauce!!!
Nothing sucks more than having to admit your wrong
If I had six bucks i'd buy a jamba juice
It's hot. I should take off my shoes.
It's always more fun if you are drunk!!!
You better shut up before beat yo' ass!
I really like you and everything but your broke.
WAT WOULD U DO IF..
A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass and i hit that bitch wit a bottle! lol.
Somebody was about to steal your car?: and i hit that bitch wit a bottle!
You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: and i hit them bitches with.... wait, no... i go crazy!
The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes and i (beat the shit outta) that bitch wit a bottle! lol
You have three wishes an unlimited supply of money, beautiful kids, and a husband who doesn't cheat!
Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables wtf? i don't know... brittany ain't comin to fruitridge!
You had a time machine?: i'd go back to the days of slavery and open up a few cans of whoop ass!
FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted i take em to the hood... and we sit on my mommaz porch... sounds dumb... but trust me, very, very entertaining!
Would you rather...
Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids cancer, because we can prevent ourselves from getting aids.
Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport teleport... i'd wish my ass right in and out of the bank vault... THAT"S WASSUP!!!!
Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: neither... both sound creepy.
Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat really skinny.
Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box lost in a forest.
Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy a comedy.. they seem hella fun when you see the outtakes.
Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video hip hop, duh!
Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: leap year...
Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan afghanistan... i ain't no punk... they try to wrap a sheet around me, we gonna have problems!
Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary a penitentiary... all those crazy people would drive me crazy.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
Love never knew what i was missing... (keshia cole)
Courage the cowardly lion
Driver: 3... play station... lol
Bakery deli
Exotic: dancer
Roach coach
Sexy lips
What Is Your opinion?
Girls are nothing but drama.": no! we're much more than "just" that!
Only idiots watch The Simpsons only an idiot would stereotype a whole group of ppl by a tv show
"Kentucky is way better than Cali kenWHOkey? HELL no!!! nobody's from there accept the colonel! cali's where it's at! most definately!!!
There's nothing wrong with stealing. um... yeah there is... you get away with it for a minute, but easy come easy go... and everybody eventually gets caught
Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems if you wanna end up in AA, than i guess so.
You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon wtf? that's just dumb.
Music is stupid again, very dumb... music is beautiful
bugs are cool ok... i guess if they're on tv or something... not in person
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: crystal monique...
Birthday: 11/29/83
Birthplace: sacramento, ca.
Current Location: same
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: depends on the tracks!!! lol
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: creole
The Shoes You Wore Today: green flip flops
Your Weakness: why would i tell y'all that?
Your Fears: the unknown
Your Perfect Pizza: round table pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a nu car
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i don't really use im
Thoughts First Waking Up: i'm late
Your Best Physical Feature: my milkshake brings all the boys to the... lol
Your Bedtime: i'm a grown ass woman dawg!
Your Most Missed Memory: junior high
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds... um, the survery people can't spell...? mac??? NOT
Single or Group Dates: depends on who i'm with
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: mixed
Cappuccino or Coffee: frappuccino
Do you Smoke: hell no
Do you Swear: see answer to do you smoke...
Do you Sing: not good, but that don't stop me!
Do you Shower Daily: most definately!
Have you Been in Love: yeah...
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: yeah
Do you belive in yourself: hell yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: DUH!!!! have you looked at my pics!!! of course i do! j/k
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: kinda
Do you like Thunderstorms: no! they're scary!
Do you play an Instrument: i plead the fif'
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: what are you, the po-po? interrogate me to change the answer??? nope... still don't smoke!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: oh, these really r made by the police huh? HELL NO!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: who the hell eats a box of oreos? of course not!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope... i've never eaten sushi