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About Me

I Love to write songs. I Love to cook. I Love to read. I Love to golf. I like to talk to strangers. I like candles and I don't see a damn thing wrong with that. I am IN Love with Music. I have a relationship with peanut butter, tortilla chips, and chapstick. I have a middle finger of mythic proportions. Texas Pete is a food group. My Favorite phrase is "Bless Your Heart". I like my beer in a cold mug regardless of its previous container. I always speak broken English. I Like to sweat. I Want to learn. I Like to sing. I Try to dance. When I'm Alone. Seth Rhyner realizes his full potential when exposed to direct sunlight, premium gin, and crowds of -1 or more! Rotate periodically for optimal flavor and maximum quality freshness!

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I'd like to meet:

Keith Richards, Harley Davidson, Jim Morrison, Feanor, Warren Buffet Jr., The E street Band, ANY Proctologist, T. Boone Pickens, Another Human who still reads, Sam Walton Sr., etc...Rob Thomas...Love this Man!
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My Blog

.....................To hell with Oatmeal!

Dig this kids!oLE dad  has made resort to a brand spankin' new way O' life.It's called the Poverty Diet.To elimininizizate all comfusion we'll approach this in a step by step 1,2,3, moethodical trans...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 23:50:00 GMT

Karaoke: The Bittersweet Gift of the Japanese

In every corner of America can be found the keys to the Honda Accord LX of Humanity. An innovation that has given the CEO an excuse to shake hands with the Janitor, Blue-collars to buy a round fo...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:20:00 GMT

Mercy Mercy Me

My phone rings. I'm sure of it. I wish i could find it. I'm in an apartment overlooking the most beautiful patch of asphalt this side of Dixie. It's a beautiful day here in the Lion's Den and I have n...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 13:22:00 GMT

Coffee, The Pen, And the Therapy Blog

  In the eye of the storm the calmness of this situation scares me to death. I feel a bit mystified as to why I find myself in such an awkward state of mind. The temperature of my heart and ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:48:00 GMT

Tears Unnumbered

Follow me through Tears Unnumbered Follow me I ask the Faithful Though all rains and claps of thunder Keep us cold and hold us under Follow me and only me Through tears unnumbered lets us see What t...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 13:20:00 GMT

I Been Wrong About it

i thought i was gentle i know now im not hoped i'd remember what i had forgot ive been right before but this time im wrong so i'll tell you in a song i ask the questions i shed the tear one more damn ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 19:30:00 GMT