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Floppy Armed Mutton Head

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

AIM Screenname: OneSkinnyManBand and JiveTurkey468
Just a skinny guy trying to gain weight. Working, playing, and sleeping.
Career-wise, I am an accountant for Southland Industries Southwest Division in Las Vegas. I moved here from Orange County CA in Jan 2005....so if you wanna come by...feel free.
I like playing music. I play everything, instrument wise: guitar, bass, drums and a little bit of keyboards. So if any of you want to play, let me know...I'll come right over. I also play basketball and billiards (pool), but badly. Rock band, the game rocks.
Always up for going out - even going out to dance (If you know me...I can't really dance), otherwise I'll just sleep.
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I am worth $1,486,230 on HumanForSale.com
I am 34% White Trash.
.. The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense. Take the
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My Interests

Playing Music - Guitar, Bass Guitar, Drums, anything.

Playing Basketball - not good but likes to play.

Billiards/Pool - Acts like a hustler, but I suck.

Freemasonry of California - Newport Mesa Lodge 604 in Newport Beach as well as Freemasonry of Nevada - Vegas Lodge 32 and Scottish Rite of Las Vegas and the Zelzah Shrine of Las Vegas

I'd like to meet:

Chicks who dig skinny asian guys....

Gwen Stefani....sure she's married now...but I have already met the rest of the band.....she's still hot....

And Maria from the WWE

Jayma Mays - You may know her as the cute waitress on Heroes that almost kisses Hiro (why do they always never kiss the asian guy?). She is now costaring in the movie "Epic Movie" playing Lucy.

Meg White of the White Stripes....oddly attractive...I love pale girls.

Music:

All kinds. Hip Hop/Rap. Pop. Hard Rock. Punk Rock. Death Metal. Classical. Contemporary. Etc. You name it, I like it.

But performing music is always better than just listening.

My fake myspace.com band site with new original songs soon

http://www.myspace.com/oneskinnymanband

Movies:



Andy Nguyen successfully brought about world peace for 3 minutes and 17 seconds.
... afterward, Andy Nguyen ate some macaroni and cheese.
'How will you be remembered in history books?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Television:

Awesome Shows - Heroes, Chuck

Funny Cartoons - Futurama, Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Two Stupid Dogs, Etc.

Comdey Shows - Robot Chicken, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, Daily Show, The Cobert Report, etc.

Cop & Law Shows - Criminal Minds, CSI, CSI Miami, CSI NY, JAG, NCIS, etc.

Other Shows - VH1's Best Week Ever & I Love the ?ty's Series & EgoTrip's Race'O'Rama, West Wing, ALF, etc.

Sports Teams - Dallas Cowboys (NFL), Los Angeles Clippers (NBA), Los Angeles Lakers (NBA), and once in a while, the Las Vegas Gladiators (AFL) and Los Angeles Avengers (AFL), but unless drunk would I ever watch baseball with teams that would call themselves The Los Angeles Angles of Anaheim - Thats just wrong.

Books:

All the Dan Brown books - DaVinci Code, Angels & Demons, Deception Point, and Digital Fortress.

Piers Anthony - Xanth novels, Incarnations of Immortality.

Terry Brooks - Shannara Series, Hook.

There's some others but I don't want to seem like a book nerd....

Heroes:

Pee Wee Herman (aka Paul Reuben)...he showed us to stand tall even if he were caught wackin it in public porno movie theatre.....

The Cubicle Ninja: http://cal.phonelosers.org/cgi-bin/index.cgi?action=viewnews &id=8

My Blog

My career path.....

Okay, I want to make more money.  But I need to get more education/certification to do so.  I have 3 choices, which i will do at least one, but may do all three.  Go for my MBA, be...
Posted by Floppy Armed Mutton Head on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:38:00 PST

Music at clubs

I love music, loud music.....but not crazy loud music.  And where do you find crazy loud music.....clubs..... The whole point of clubs is to get drunk, meet new people, and dance.  Get drunk...
Posted by Floppy Armed Mutton Head on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:41:00 PST

Weird Dream

A dream that woke me up at 3am in the morning.Starts out of me being drafted to fight in a war with North Korea. Fast forward to me being promoted to feild leuteinent. After years of fighting, I find ...
Posted by Floppy Armed Mutton Head on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:34:00 PST

I was just trying to get some K F'n C!

It took me fucking 30 mins to just get some fucking chicken! If you cannot fucking speak English, dont fucking apply for the position of cashier! All I wanted was the 10 pc leg and thigh bucket deal.....
Posted by Floppy Armed Mutton Head on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:05:00 PST

Oh, Pluto....I hardly knew thee.....

So, whats everyone's opinion about Pluto losing its planethood.  Technically, it is now a class called Dwarf Planet, because the space guys say that Pluto does not fit its new definition of what ...
Posted by Floppy Armed Mutton Head on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:46:00 PST

The Illegal Immigration Subject

The hottest subject in the news today.  Okay....i got many things to say.... 1.  There were people interview on the The Las Vegas Street protesting the new illegal immigration law. ...
Posted by Floppy Armed Mutton Head on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 07:13:00 PST

Support for our troops?

Just wondering why stupid people are associating disagreement of the war as not supporting the troops. Its bullshit. I've always supported our military, but always disagreed with our current president...
Posted by Floppy Armed Mutton Head on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:06:00 PST

Intel-D in schools!

As most everyone knows, I am Catholic, but I dont agree with many things the Church dictates.  But this is something I currently feel strongly with and agree with.  The whole Evolution.Intel...
Posted by Floppy Armed Mutton Head on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:18:00 PST

Is anybody else worried....

That George W Bush has not 1 but 2 Supreme Court Justice nominations to fill? One being the Chief Justice! I have nothing against Republicans and/or Democrats (Im very non-partisan), but I dont believ...
Posted by Floppy Armed Mutton Head on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 09:55:00 PST

Have the terrorist won?

Okay, I am just sick and tired of everyone saying "if you do or dont do this or that, the terrorist have won"......seriously......just because i do or dont do something wont mean im losing a war on te...
Posted by Floppy Armed Mutton Head on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 09:34:00 PST