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cap'n jeff

I am here for Friends

About Me

not much to say really b/c everyone of my firends on myspace is one of my real life friends. but i guess to people who check this profile out i would describe myself as pleasently ecsentric. i try to be a jack of all trades and most times i am i've never been the best at anything but i'm almost always decent at everything. my friends are my family and i love them for all they have done for me. i have a great wife who takes care of me and a dog who's very loyal

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

friends and people with alot of
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: jeff
Birthday: feb 26 1983
Birthplace: woodlawn md
Current Location: perryhall md
Eye Color: depends
Hair Color: brown to black
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambedexstrious (sp)
Your Heritage: irish german and whatnot
The Shoes You Wore Today: same as always doc martin boots
Your Weakness: cheep beer and crabs
Your Fears: movie theatres and clowns
Your Perfect Pizza: all meat because the bun is in your mind
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not get arrested
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: where are my pants?
Your Best Physical Feature: butt chin the ladies love it
Your Bedtime: whenever i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: drivin to school with kinsey
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither tea
Do you Smoke: yes alot
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: daily and badly
Do you Shower Daily: yup sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: yes and i am right now
Do you want to go to College: nope
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: sure i exist....i think
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: i have qaulity's
Are you a Health Freak: see "do you smoke"
Do you get along with your Parents: half of them
Do you like Thunderstorms: would'nt know i always fall asleep during them
Do you play an Instrument: quite a few actually
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: what kind?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i guess it's still a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup i hate malls
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hmmm does to drunk to stand in the shower count
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no....not that the authorites know of
Ever been Drunk: this is redundant yes
Ever been called a Tease: i think so
Ever been Beaten up: one time
Ever Shoplifted: hmmm no i'v always had money
How do you want to Die: on the water...fishing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an online survey that asks the same ? all the time
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green/blue
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: depends on weight
Weight: depends on height
Best Clothing Style: none at all...it's all the rage in europe
Number of Drugs I have taken: holy shit i have no idea
Number of CDs I own: again i have no idea but probably around 500
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: i don't know how to count that but 63 hours
Number of things in my Past I Regret: no regrets i did it for a reason

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My Blog

traditions, beleifs and values

all seem important, but which is the most important. to keep tradition alive sometimes you must change your values. so much of what i do seems to be based on tradition. the beard contest happens not b...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:22:00 GMT

locating my inner asshole

My friends count has gone down i had to make some cuts here and there mostly because i do not give a crap who your highschool crush was or what inane past memory you want to relive. bulletins are for ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 11:36:00 GMT

directions

directions to our house from westminster or 795   follow 795 to 695 exit towards towson  onto 695 take 695 to loch raven blvd this is the only exit for loch raven so take it then proceed to ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 21:20:00 GMT

the straight male mystique

i have no idea if i spelled the that correctly, and quite frankly i don't give a shit. I have noticed that people my age as a group have more or less decided to get married, engaged or take that ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:58:00 GMT

blazing a new trail into old terratory

i think that god has a plan, and that plan for me is whenever i get a new vehicle something must break with in one week......the streak lives on my friends! so i got a 96 balzer to replace the ho...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:41:00 GMT

what is and what is not

whats with petition to remove the FUCK THE SOLDIERS myspace, why is there even a petition? why does anyone care? why are you all feeding the machine that put that up there by causing a fuss to get it ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:47:00 GMT

i'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a mans hat

I have no idea why rednecks and black people don't get along. here's a list of similarites 1)both like guns2)usualy loud boisterous and full of story's3)both claim to have a deep southern heratige hon...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:26:00 GMT

where have the shoes gone?

i used to be able to get any shoe i wanted, i would be like "hey can i get this in a 10?" and then the guy would be like sure and he would go some place that i can only imagine is much larger than the...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 04:40:00 GMT

grab that cash with both hands

it's official i need another job if i ever hope to purchase a newer vehicle wait scratch that a new vehicle. i will not settle for less than brand new. i have never had a brand new car and i think i d...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:34:00 GMT

i shot 18 for 50 last night

at the shot gun range shooting trap singles, and however horrible that may sound. i still shot at 36 percent thats 14 percent more than the terrapins playing miami. what a disgraceful show that was. g...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:14:00 GMT