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The Paul, King of the Hill People

Married to some strange lady through the powers of Reverend Photoshop!!

About Me

If you actually know me, but are having trouble adding me, send me a message. Myspace Porn need not apply. H e l l o , t h i s i s Y o u r V e r y O w n T h e P a u l . I l i v e i n s o m e w e i r d p l a c e k n o w a s F l o r i d a , w h e r e o l d p e o p l e f a r m m a g i c o r a n g e s t o k e e p D i s n e y r u n n i n g . I w o n t b o t h e r s a y i n g m y a g e o r a n y t h i n g a b o u t w h a t I l i k e , b e c a u s e y o u c a n j u s t m o v e o v e r t o t h e o t h e r p a r t s o f m y p a g e t o s e e t h e m , y o u l a z y p e r s o n .
If you were on a battlefield right now, versus everything...
Name
Gender
Age
Lover or a Fighter?
Fight for good or evil?
Battle Cry
Weapon of Choice Grenade Launcher
Appearance Streeth Clothes, running like a madman
Your Battle Cry... Is a reason for them to surrender
Foes slain upon first strike: - 81%
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You fight.... For no good reason
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You are the hero! (Or heroine.) You're bold, firey,
independant. You view life differently than
most people, thus making you a visionary. You'd
risk your life for the ones you love and you're
the "only one who can save us all!" You have a 70% chance of survival. Good luck!
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You scored as Nice. Your nice. Please rate my quiz!

Nice


81%

Immature


75%

Outgoing


69%

Fun


63%

Shy


25%

Dramatic


6%

mean


0%
what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56%
Stability |||||| 26%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic |||||| 23%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||| 23%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic || 10%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||| 16%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||| 23%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche || 10% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Eating Toast

TSW is like a cuddly drug -Catterix

Fighting Zombies

Fighting Vampires

Namco and SNK games

30 Second Bunny Theater

Homestarrunner.com

Hobowars.com

I'd like to meet:

In the end, I guess I’m just trying to find someone to love. Who she is or what she does doesn't matter, just that we love each other. Don't be afriad to say anything if you think you may be that person, because I'm not going to be able to say it. I'm too goofy and scared.

And whoever these people are

Music:

Life On Mars
David Bowie

It's a god-awful small affair
To the girl with the mousy hair
But her mummy is yelling "No"
And her daddy has told her to go
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen
But the film is a saddening bore
For she's lived it ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the Lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?

It's on Amerikas tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
But the film is a saddening bore
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the Lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?

Movies:


.. You scored as Monty Python adn the Holy Grail. You scored as "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". The funniest movie in the world, Monty Python is nothing but laughs. This movie takes you through the quest for the Holy Grail with a bunch of zany knights who havn't got a clue.

Monty Python adn the Holy Grail


83%

Jurassic Park


78%

Harry Potter Movies


78%

A Knight's Tale


72%

Matrix


61%

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken


61%

Monsters, Inc.


39%

Godzilla


39%

The Lion King


39%

Scooby Doo


39%

The Birds


33%

Spider Man


22%

The Lord of the Rings


11%

Pearl Harbor


11%
What Movie Are You??
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From Dusk Till Dawn, Signs, The Forgotten, Repo Man, Donny Darko, Ocean's Eleven, Lady in the Water, Halloween, Halloween II, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers, Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, Halloween H20: 20 Years Later, Halloween: Resurrection, Nacho Libre, Pirates of The Caribbean, Nightmare on Elm Street, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, Napoleon Dynamite, Finding Nemo, The Great Outdoors, Ghostbusters, Beverly Hills Cop, Beverly Hills Ninja, The Hills Have Eyes, Office Space, Snakes on a Plane, Clerks, Clerks II, Mallrats

Television:

Stephen Colbert vs. Star Wars Kid


..
This was made at www.slumdance.com by Brain Flemming.

A mashup in which Stephen Colbert fights the Star Wars kid. Using the July 10 episode of "The Colbert Report" and the legendary viral video of the light-saber wielding kid.

My Family, My Hero, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Last of the Sumer Wine, Myth Busters, Father Ted, Family Guy, Futurama, Doctor Who, Who's Line Is It Anyway (American and British), The Office (American), Life on Mars, The Night Stalker

Heroes:


You scored as LINK from the legend of Zelda. you are LINK from the legend of Zelda games. you are a very cool hero and even though you may not have guns or gadgets, you still charge into fights head on and kick ass

LINK from the legend of Zelda


100%

LEON S. KENNEDY


67%

RED from red dead revolver


33%

JAMES BOND


0%
which video game hero are you?
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You scored as National Guardsperson. You are a national guardsperson! You love your job and you love your country. You also love defending it.

National Guardsperson


100%

Firefighter


67%

Police officer


33%

Riot Control Officer


33%

Coast Guardsperson


33%

EMT


33%
What type of hero/heroine are you?
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Jesus, Spiderman, Firefighters, Cops, Pirates, Ninjas, Mr. T, Mace Windu, Coach Carter, Wesley Snipes

My Blog

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Posted by The Paul, King of the Hill People on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:54:00 PST

20 ways to confuse Trick or Treaters (stolen)

1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, bags of sand, golf balls etc).2. Wait behind the door until some people come, when they get near the door jump out, wearing a cosume and holding a...
Posted by The Paul, King of the Hill People on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:16:00 PST

Bored? Want to Play with a funky IM?

Well, I was bored anyway. If your bored enough, sign up on this link and make my guy some money. If you're bored all the time and keep it, then my name is SadRaccoon. Let's chat sometime. Or bat...
Posted by The Paul, King of the Hill People on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:21:00 PST

Hate of Alarm Clocks

I hate loud alarm clocks. They are annoying, even if I'm not asleep. There is one now that is especially hated. It lives next door to me, and only about 3 days a week does it get turned of when i...
Posted by The Paul, King of the Hill People on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 05:26:00 PST

Top 8

Top 8 Friends (156Q's) Their Names (1): Krystal (2): Kari (3): Justine (4): Kayla (5): Kevin (6): Nick (7): Joel (8): Alyssa ~*~ Questions About Them Who is the most hyper: Kari...
Posted by The Paul, King of the Hill People on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:30:00 PST

Nice Guys 2

To every guy that's said, "Pringles can wait."To every guy that's said, "You're not a killer robot."To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to poke her.To every guy that gives chicke...
Posted by The Paul, King of the Hill People on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 02:18:00 PST

Senior Year

 Fill this out about your SENIOR year of high school! The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be.1. Who was your best friend?Krystal Newman2. What sports did you play?Underwater Bask...
Posted by The Paul, King of the Hill People on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 10:59:00 PST

Against the eating of babies?

Well, are you? If you're not, then you are one sick mother.So, wanna' prove your worth to the known world?Then join the ABEG, a.k.a. the Anti-Baby Eating Group.Join the fight against baby eating crazy...
Posted by The Paul, King of the Hill People on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:33:00 PST

I'm this Guy

I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams, unless you're never on or you don't have an instant messengerI'm the guy w...
Posted by The Paul, King of the Hill People on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 02:40:00 PST

Oath of Friends

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile - I ...
Posted by The Paul, King of the Hill People on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 05:33:00 PST