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About Me

Trespassers will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again.

I don't aim to please, I aim to kill.

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. -- Mark Twain

My Interests

N.S.D.A.P.

I'd like to meet:

Clint Eastwood, Hannibal Lecter (and I don't mean Anthony Hopkins, although that would be cool too), John Malkovich, Severus Snape (once again, I do not mean Alan Rickman)

Music:

Mostly what you would probably refer to as "gay".

Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean, Clint Eastwood, In the Line of Fire

Television:

History Channel

Books:

Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, the Hannibal Lecter books by Thomas Harris, Alastair Reynolds. I like to read books that are fun to read, I don't read books so I can say "Oh, look at that pilgrim. He hasn't read Adventures in Pretentiousness like I have!"