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Iron fucking Maiden!
"We seem destined to live in fear
And some that would say Armageddon is near
But where there's a life while there's hope
That man won't self-destruct
Why can't we treat our fellow men
With more respect and a shake of their hands
But anger and loathing is rife
The death on all sides is becoming a way of life
We live in an uncertain world
Fear understanding and ignorance is leading to death
Only the corpses are left
For vultures that prey on their bones
But some are just not wanting peace
Their whole life is death and misery
The only thing that they know
Fight fire with fire, life is cheap
But if they do stop to think
That man is teetering right on the brink
But do you think that they care
They benefit from death and pain and despair"
-Iron Maiden, "The Legacy"
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Hey, the name's Chris. I'm a pretty comfortable 21-year-old who's just trying to figure out what I want to do with my life. Many of my friends recognize me as a pretty laid back, mellow, fun loving and easy-going guy who takes things as they come (and I'm also known affectionately as a goof). I'm the kind of guy who favors sitting at home and watching Nick @ Nite as opposed to going out and partying. I am vehemently opposed to chain bulletins, and wish people would learn some common sense and not post them. I also wish that the creators of such bulletins be wiped off the face of the earth. As for school, I go to CRC, working on getting my General Ed. out of the way so that I can transfer to Sac State. I don't drive (no car or license), and if that's a problem so be it. I absolutely, positively can't stand people who are stuck up, and who only care about being better than everyone else (be it money wise, looks wise, or anything else of that sort). If you're a whore, snobby bitch, or just someone looking to up the number of friends on their friends list, don't bother adding me. I'm currently open to meeting anyone, just as long as you're decent, open-minded, and not arrogant or just an out and out ass. My AIM name is PedalToTheHvyMtl if you want to reach me.
Let me know you're alive.
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You are Number of the Beast Eddie, what a great
album, what an awesome Eddie. Consider your
lucky number 666, every real Maiden fan should.
Rock on
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You're Frylock! The brains of the operation, you
like to use your smarts for fighting crime and
solving problems. Often, you wonder why people
are such idiots.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - which character are you?
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You're Motorhead! With wild west theamed album
sleeves with photos actually shot in London
quarries, you rock. Your popularity has surged
recently with a wrestling theame tune and songs
featured on a popular video game. A ..m/ rating
of 9. All together now - YOU KNOW I'M BORN TO
LOOSE AND GAMBLING'S FOR FOOLS BUT THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT, BABY I DON'T WANNA LIVE FOREVER!
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My Interests



I enjoy writing songs and poetry, as well as writing short stories from time to time. I also love '80s metal and some punk (REAL punk, none of that fake "pop-punk" shit).

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, as long as you're respectable, decent and interesting. Ethnicity, sexual orientation, religion, and other things of that sort aren't important, it's the kind of person you are that counts. I really hate people who try to be someone they aren’t, just for popularity’s sake. If someone is fake, then it’s a real turn-off for me. I enjoy seeing who people really are, and honestly, they should enjoy who they really are as well (unless it's detrimental to their character). I’m a pretty forgiving person. If someone wrongs me and makes an enemy of me, that doesn’t necessarily mean that they will always be one. If they can apologize and mean it, and admit to whatever they’ve done wrong, then I’d be more than willing to pardon them. Grudges aren’t really my thing, as I hate, for the most part, when I don’t get along with someone. I prefer to be friendly to people and prefer that people be friendly to me and everyone else. If not, then they better hope the door doesn’t hit them on the way out, because I really want nothing to do with a snob, or someone who backstabs others and spreads nasty rumors about them around. In short, in order to get on my good side you just have to be genuinely good hearted and friendly. Basically, I'd like to meet anyone who doesn't suck.

--I would've loved to meet this man. He was a musical genius! R.I.P. Frank Zappa

Music:



I mostly listen to metal and rock, but I'm willing to give any type of music a shot. Some bands I like include: Iron Maiden, Overkill, Phobia, Tankard, Sabbat (UK), Witchfinder General, Blitzkrieg, Morbid Saint, Morbid Angel, Obituary, Napalm Death, Impaled, Municipal Waste, Queensryche, Ghoul, Candlemass, Korpiklaani, Blind Guardian, Cathedral, Trouble, Isole, Persuader, Metallica, Testament, AC/DC, Frank Zappa, Cloven Hoof, Solitude Aeturnus, Saxon, Judas Priest, Halford, Rhapsody, Helloween, Boston, Warp 11, The Lord Weird Slough Feg, Blue Oyster Cult, Queen, Megadeth, some Slayer, Motorhead, Dio, Bruce Dickinson, Blaze Bayley, Iced Earth, Beastie Boys...

Movies:



Metallica: Some Kind of Monster, Live Free or Die Hard, Reno 911!: Miami, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, This Is Spinal Tap, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Signs, Snakes on a (motha fuckin') Plane, Dogma, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Beavis and Butt-Head: Do America, The Matrix (especially the first two), Rush Hour 2, Rat Race, George Carlin: Jammin' in New York (does this count as a movie?), Star Wars: Episodes 1-6, The Exorcist, and....yeah, I really can't think of anything else at the moment.

Television:

Star Trek (all incarnations), Becker, The Simpsons, Metalocalypse, Everybody Loves Raymond, Family Guy, Futurama, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Chappelle's Show, Reno 911!, Beavis and Butt-Head, South Park, Third Rock from the Sun, King of Queens, Whose Line is it Anyway?, The Drew Carey Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab: 2021, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, old Nick shows, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Saturday Night Live, etc.

Books:

When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?-George Carlin
Johnny Got His Gun-Dalton Trumbo
Cujo-Stephen King

Heroes:

People who aren't stupid.

My Blog

Best albums of 2007 (so far)

Ok, so it's only April (almost May), but I feel the need to let people in on some albums that I feel are definitely making the top albums list at the end of the year. And yes, you should check these a...
Posted by I Garfunkeled your mother on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 02:12:00 PST

Muse

It was her, an affirmation that the sameness And monotony of daily renewal served no purpose But to inspire pen to gratify paper with the wordsThat embellish the mind, it seems, constantly.With steadf...
Posted by I Garfunkeled your mother on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:51:00 PST

Top 10 albums of 2006

10. Jesu- SilverImagine my surprise when I first listened to this four track EP. Usually I am not the biggest fan of this type of music, which is an ambient, sort of shoegaze album. But I listened to ...
Posted by I Garfunkeled your mother on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:44:00 PST

Stenches of the Trenches

Crouching, idle, eyes set forth ahead,Watchful gaze, gut filled with dread.Soon the rain of shrapnel will commence,A hellish hail that will send men to repent.Shaking hands caressing cold gray steel,S...
Posted by I Garfunkeled your mother on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 02:13:00 PST

Witch!

The wretched call is hastily put forth,And in a matter of minutes a mass is assembled.The cry of Witch! rang, her stature now's dwarfedAs her son begins to tremble.Swiftly now they lead her outTo the ...
Posted by I Garfunkeled your mother on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:44:00 PST

My life as of now

I start school a week from today, and this time I'm going to really have to be busting my ass to get good grades. I'm taking less classes this semester so I won't be overwhelmed, and I honestly think ...
Posted by I Garfunkeled your mother on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:45:00 PST

Ocarina of Time is the greatest game in existence

Seriously, you can't deny it's greatness. From the fields of Hyrule, to the Gerudo desert...it's all fucking insane. I'm toying with the idea of starting a new game, and playing it through to the end....
Posted by I Garfunkeled your mother on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 12:10:00 PST

Untitled

See the sparks of infinity give life to a new flame,The world that keeps on turning invites a new travesty to its game.See societys ills reflected in the pools of bloodThat flow through the streets as...
Posted by I Garfunkeled your mother on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 09:36:00 PST

Sweet Entrancement

    Who but a maiden could entrance me so,    With eyes a sweet hue of angelic birth?    The truth of your being here I don't know,    Such ...
Posted by I Garfunkeled your mother on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 05:17:00 PST

The Valley

Flourishing in the fields of tomorrow,Rectifying the damage I seek to undo.Remaining true to what frees me from sorrow:Sinless soil of an earth treaded by you.Blossoming sunflowers, sunlit reflections...
Posted by I Garfunkeled your mother on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:49:00 PST