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Caldwell

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About Me

Fuck all the goddamn soul-searching and fucking self-reflection necessitated by some goddamn "about me" column.
I AM 98% ASSHOLE/BITCH! I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic as next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip. Take the ASSHOLE/BITCH test at Fuali.com

My Interests

Music. History. Martial Arts. Good whiskey. Philosophy. Politics. Criminology. Physics. Pin Up Girls. Coffee. Guinness. Movies. Advances in technology. Civil liberties and the maintaining of them. Tattoos. Sharp Pointy Things. Non-Self-Inflicted Scars. Lines of thought that do not necessarily coincide with my own. Starting a band that will actually get together and practice this time, and maybe even play a show.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet my friends. I've met them before, but I'd like to meet them again. Anton LaVey. I want to punch him square in the balls.

Political Punk!You don't neccessarily have an 'image', persay. You
may dress abit punky but it's more your
attitude and outlook on life that make you
punk. Probably found at shows focusing on
unity, blue-collar bars, and even riots and
protests, you fight for your cause. You're a
true rebel, and even if others in the scene
don't agree with your views, they respect your
conviction. You rock.

What type of punk are you?
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Music:

Bad Religion. Oingo Boingo. Social Distortion. The Ramones. The Clash. The Meteors. The Tossers. Robbie Robertson. The Stray Cats. John Hiatt And The Goners. The Misfits. The Pogues when Shane MacGowan was still around. The Bouncing Souls. Elvis Costello. The Sex Pistols. Anti-Flag. Buddy Guy and Junior Wells. The Nekromantix. Middle years Rancid. The Quakes. Operation Ivy. Tiger Army. Stevie Ray Vaughan. Billy Idol. The Band. Royal Crown Revue. It's good stuff.

Movies:

Batman Begins ruled. The Usual Suspects and Suicide Kings are still my two favorites. Kiss of the Dragon. There's just something hot about Bridget Fonda. The Devil's Advocate. Nobody rants like Al Pacino.

Television:

Fuck the censors.

Books:

The Big Sleep. The Long Good-Bye. The Little Sister. All by Raymond Chandler. The Art of War. By Sun Tzu. A Criticism of Criticism of Criticism. By H.L. Mencken. The Book of Five Rings. By Musashi. More good stuff.

Heroes:

Greg Graffin. Winston Churchill. H. L. Mencken. Phillip Marlowe.

My Blog

Don’t worry, Mr. Pentagon, I didn’t like thinking for myself anyway.

In other news, the tape of the interrogation of terror suspect Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has been censored for content that may be used to "recruit or encourage future terrorists or terrorist activities"...
Posted by Caldwell on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:21:00 PST

And the media still sucks...

So, I got all excited about a judge sending Paris Hilton to jail, 'cause I really hate seeing her on the fronts of magazines and such. She's nothing more than an ineffectual human being who's famous f...
Posted by Caldwell on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:16:00 PST

Falwell dead on Tuesday.

No, I shouldn't think vindictive thoughts. Yes, it's wrong of me to say what I'm about to. No, I'm not going to censor myself. Yes, everyone who feels compelled to point out those things I've alr...
Posted by Caldwell on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:30:00 PST

....What...?

As I'm sure we're ALL aware, VA tech recently suffered the worst school shooting in American history since 1966's UT. The shooter is of South Korean origin. Now, South Korea on the whole is apologizin...
Posted by Caldwell on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:31:00 PST

Let's recap for a moment.

I know I've written about this one recently, but let's talk a little more seriously, and a little more on one specific topic. This topic is, again, the resolution to send more troops to Iraq.Here's th...
Posted by Caldwell on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:26:00 PST

Conspiracy much?

Everyone knows that I have a vendetta against the pharmaceutical industry. How dare they put such a price tag on life itself? Thus, I've been left to wonder. It's flu vaccine season again. Actual case...
Posted by Caldwell on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:22:00 PST

Another snipe at elevated thought?

"For every complex problem, there is a simple solution that is quick, neat, and wrong." - H.L. Mencken. Recently, Iraqi Prime Minister Al-Maliki has been quoted as saying, "I am not America's man in ...
Posted by Caldwell on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:06:00 PST

Pedophilia: Policial Power Play?!

So, recently, as we all KNOW, Representative Foley, a member of the ethics commitee, has been caught having illicit correspondence with a former Congressional page, who happened to be (A) underage and...
Posted by Caldwell on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:19:00 PST

Did you miss the shallow end, Cal?

Recently, I read an editorial by conservative writer Cal Thomas, who I usually enjoy reading. He's well-read and ordinarily freely divulges logical reasons for believing as he does. I rarely agree wit...
Posted by Caldwell on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 06:21:00 PST

Roosevelt, where did you go?

When we look at our history (HA!) and those who have influenced it, we remember certain greats, such as John F. Kennedy, who knew when to stand his ground rather than push. Thomas Alva Edison told us ...
Posted by Caldwell on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 06:16:00 PST