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Devin

Sucko!

About Me

I was breast fed untill I was 7. I like short walks to the mini-mart, binge drinking on the weekends, and sometimes during the week, my favorite color is blue, and I wear tight sweat pants. I stare at people, but I wear sunglasses so they don't feel uncomfortable. In high school I could bench press 200 pounds, and my Mom can kick your Mom's ass. I'm short, stalky, balding, dim-witted, and arrogant, but I whiten my teeth so I have a nice smile. If you have any questions please ask my middle finger.

My Interests

Portland is boring during Fall, Winter, and Spring....so I get the hell outta here as often as possible. Scottsdale, Vegas, San Fran, Miami, Brazil, Tel Aviv, Ireland, Barcelona, Cabo, Cancun, Mt. Hood, BC..and of course Eugene for Duck Football. When I'm in town I enjoy remodeling my home, landscaping, hitting the town, checking out new restaurants/bars, giving the shocker, and exposing myself to blind people (Also know as Mopery...look it up asshole!), anything but sitting still.

I'd like to meet:

No psychos, crazies, scally-wags, or bitches- Unless you are really hot. Morally casual attitude, bonus if you own a cheerleader, teacher, and nurses outfit. Oh yeah- Stay away if your attitude is based on this thought process "I live in Portland and so many guys hit on me so I'm going to develop the supermodel attitude problem". It's one thing dealing with the attitude in Scottsdale but c'mon we're in Portland. It doesn't need to be so difficult, we're all here to make friends, now get into the hot tub and take off that itchy top.

Heroes:

Ryan's sponser child Jose, and all the other hungry women working at "Help"