Portland is boring during Fall, Winter, and Spring....so I get the hell outta here as often as possible. Scottsdale, Vegas, San Fran, Miami, Brazil, Tel Aviv, Ireland, Barcelona, Cabo, Cancun, Mt. Hood, BC..and of course Eugene for Duck Football. When I'm in town I enjoy remodeling my home, landscaping, hitting the town, checking out new restaurants/bars, giving the shocker, and exposing myself to blind people (Also know as Mopery...look it up asshole!), anything but sitting still.
No psychos, crazies, scally-wags, or bitches- Unless you are really hot. Morally casual attitude, bonus if you own a cheerleader, teacher, and nurses outfit. Oh yeah- Stay away if your attitude is based on this thought process "I live in Portland and so many guys hit on me so I'm going to develop the supermodel attitude problem". It's one thing dealing with the attitude in Scottsdale but c'mon we're in Portland. It doesn't need to be so difficult, we're all here to make friends, now get into the hot tub and take off that itchy top.
Ryan's sponser child Jose, and all the other hungry women working at "Help"