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sarah

if you just fuck, fuck, fuck all the time, there's no time to read a book -- my grandma

About Me

1. skeet 7967 up, 1453 down "Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England."Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."...pix from ME XI CO ... < + random family pixs >div

My Interests

listening to people play music, daydreaming, dancing, dancing, dancing, meetings, family and friends, ice cream and orgasms, chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side, learning spanish, reading (anything), health, dollar clothes, shoes, bitches and hoes, education, getting time, giving time, the outdoors, water, a big comfy bed or couch, fire, old trucks, watching men fix cars, having a productive shit talking day, eating chocolate and chilli cheese fries for breakfast, machaca and eggs, red lipstick, blistex and carmex, love, trust, honor, HP, doing the right thing and then doing the wrong thing immediately afteward, making my mother proud, having too much or not enough and nothing in between, getting wide eyed, scary movies, rollar coasters, kisses and hugs, and other things that make me fly a little.

I'd like to meet:

YOUR MOM and/or anyone who can keep a twelve pack of SkyBlue and a chicken soft taco from DT down. If you can, my hat is off to you!

Music:

original.
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Movies:

Napolean Dynamite (especially when the old man shoots the cow in front of the school bus), The Stuff, Dogma, Grease, Harold and Maude, everything is illuminated, Borat, Evil Dead 2, the stuff, and those movies with kids being killed in the woods (texas chainsaw massacre, house of a thousand corpses, the blair witch project) scare the crap outta me. oh if a damn character cries, i usually do too. damn sap.

Television:

don't have one. plan to get rid of the one in storage too.

Books:

I've never really found something that made me worse off for reading it.

Heroes:

My mom. Your mom.

My Blog

hey Lady A

This blog is a dedicated one. To Lola who has recently dyed her hair and been my friend when I needed one. I have not seen this hair and this is proof enough that I am not a great friend to her. I hav...
Posted by sarah on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:05:00 PST

Remember when you...? (alternate title) You act like you ain't never:

decided to drink eight cups of coffee to keep yourself awake on the road and then couldn't sleep at four in the morning and wrote an inapropriate blog that you had been thinking about for the last hou...
Posted by sarah on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:56:00 PST

three years!

So, in twelve hours, I will have three years clean. No drugs, no alcohol, and I want to review that time now. In the last three years, I have done these things, or these things have happened. I have h...
Posted by sarah on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:27:00 PST

resend from last year....

As the holidays approach, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure,...
Posted by sarah on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:22:00 PST

wow, 2006 has been a long year...

in 2006 I have... PERSONAL( ) stayed single( ) got your first kiss(x) kissed someone new(x) made-out for the first time with someone new(x) made-out in/on a car( ) kissed in the snow( ) kissed in ...
Posted by sarah on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:27:00 PST

THE BUTTON: MY READERS.

You seven get my blogs all the time, and so I want to give you love. I am thinking of you people today and sending you wishes of health, happiness and prosperity. I am well and, just know that soon I ...
Posted by sarah on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:48:00 PST

the things that get stuck in my mind.

Twirl me up and twirl me round, Let me grow dizzy and fall to the ground and when I look up at you looking down, tell me it was only a dream. The music my dad used to listen to. My sisters and I dan...
Posted by sarah on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:44:00 PST

there are times when i feel good.

one week from tommorrow i will meet my father. today is friday the thirteenth of january and i am sitting for a little baby. the baby and house are both small and beautiful. i started school yesterday...
Posted by sarah on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 07:45:00 PST

my dad appeared on myspace this morning.

today I have 523 myspace visits so far. just thought my friends and emily should know: I love Chris! P.S. and just so there is no confusion, I believe in God, whole heartedly, but will not be p...
Posted by sarah on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 07:55:00 PST

do you have any answers for me?

scientifically: when one loses wieght, where does it go? do women get more needy during ovulation? is hair really dead? why don't i have brown eyes like my momma? why do people need to...
Posted by sarah on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 04:53:00 PST