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I got rid of that stupid fire place i never liked.

I am here for Friends

About Me

i am your father. no....i cant back that up, but i might be?

My Interests

my main most passionate hobby is rugby hopscotch, but i enjoy some of these other things as well. playing, writing, and listening to music; quoting movie lines, in big groups of people, that only me and my friends understand; saving the rain forest; hanging out with friends; posing for playgirl; ingaging in numarous illegal activities including: arsen, vandalism, luting, loitering, hanging my underwear out to dry on a tuesday in north carolina; killing camels in pheonix; breaking into lake houses to drink & play strip poker; party time; killing small infants; discussing the bible and other fictional stories; starting many gangs and unofficial clubs that disrupt the city; and last but not least knitting little sweaters for cats. -I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. SOME OF THE THINGS LISTED AREN'T TRUE................. I REALLY DON'T, NOR HAVE I HAD THE DESIRE TO SAVE THE RAIN FOREST. *giggle*- that was a joke. laugh you jackass!

I'd like to meet:

theres a lot of people in the world i would like to meet in my life, so I'll try and contain my self and only name a few. oh and on a minor note im aware that my spelling isn't very great, so if you get the urge to correct me......lick your own nuts. if you do not have nuts, give me your adress, and nuts will be provided for you. just kidding your so fucking sensitive. on with the list. james woods, horatio sans, (shut up), lee majors, zack galifianakis, (Dont question it!). laurance fishburn, eddie and charlie murphy, (twin darkness), adam sandler, tarantino, rosa parks, jack black, conan o'brian, harry potter (the actual fictional character. not the actor.), both guitarists for between the buried and me( actually no the whole band would be better.), Eric Estrada (so we could pull women over for driving without my phone number.), samuel l. jackson, ron livingston, all the members of emery, tbs, coheed, the used, the bled, me without you, thursday, and finally, i'd like all the band members and every one who had anything to do with or contributed to the success of the kinison, *especially fans* to be gathered into one huge room with no way out, and to have toxic gas released into the air untill they die. now i know some of you out there are probably thinking it's a little harsh, but if you had to sit through an hour long set of that shit you'd agree. anyone who finds that band appealing should be shot on spot for having no musical taste what so ever. i usually don't believe in violent actions, but in this case it seems appropriate.

Music:

barry jive and the uptown five, THE GROUP, pictures of echoes, pink floyd, the doors, thursday, the incredible mouth band, the used, the bled, as i lay dying, further seems forever, taking back sunday, say anything, farcus, amberlin, killswitch engaged, between the buried and me, the blood brothers, dredg, jimi hendrix, incubus, copeland, atreyu, kids in the way, underoath, coheed and cambria, finch, emery, glass jaw, eric clapton, those three blue guys that bang on stuff, live, audiovent, brand new, poison the well, blink 182 before travis went mtv on everybody, and micheal jackson's "bad" album. theres more but i'm tired.

Movies:

office space, out cold, anchore man, 40 year old virgin, dodge ball, wedding crashers, space balls, night of the living dead (the origional), the lord of the rings movies, grind, slc punk, birds*you gotta love hitchcock*, walk the line, happy gilmore, billy madison, kicking and screaming (good pg humor for the family), big daddy, resivour dogs, life, faris bueller's day off, the longest yard (burt renalds is the shit.), friday, kill bill (parts 1 and 2), pulp fiction, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, 50 first dates, smokey and the bandit (he's still the shit), thank you for smoking, fight club, american history x, get shorty, be cool, SLC Punk, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and elephant. there's morebut fuck it thats a lot.

Television:

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE AND FIMILY GUY ARE THE SHIT. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. BUT NOT TO FORGET SANFORD AND SON

Books:

i know this section is for "Books", but i have no "word of the day" section. Seeing as this is a very important section to do without, "Books" will now be my "word of the day" section. Your word of the day is ecstasy. as in, The ecstasy of the moment was too great. or... umm this is good ecstasy. Ecstasy- 1. an overpowering feeling of joy or delight; state of rapture 2.a trance, as of a religious mystic.

Heroes:

MY HERO IS ANY ONE WHO CAN BREAK DANCE. IF YOU CAN BREAK DANCE YOU ROCK. YOU'VE REALLY GOT IT, AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT IS, BUT YOU GOT IT IF YOU CAN BREAK DANCE.