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Lindsay

Your face is the red thing on the right.

About Me

Come on, now. No one reads this.Anyhoo, myself cannot possibly be adequately described in this box. Whose self could? Dustin Hoffman's perhaps. Maybe I'm not giving him enough credit. In any event, I'm extremely interesting and important.Read Alex's books ! Here's the newest one:Also, be advised:I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

How come there are far fewer characters in this section than in "I'd like to meet"?I am now interested in "Stewed Coot," which I just found a recipe for in Wildlife Recipes .

I'd like to meet:

People face to face.

Music:

Everything, pretty much. Except for show tunes.

Movies:

Yes.

Television:

No.

Books:

Yes, yes, yes. Banjo: A Story Without a Plot; Davita's Harp; Au Bonheur des Dames; Pride and Prejudice; etc & &. New favorite title is A Bounty Boy: Being some adventures of a christian barbarian on an unpremeditated trip around the world . But I haven't read the book.

Heroes:

My parents. Chaim Potok. That Native American woman in Sioux City. And Shell L who cleaned behind the toilet of my new apartment and took care of the dead mice. Alex. And

My Blog

evil thoughts

today when i was walking home from the subway stop, with a bag of books and a bag of groceries, i passed a bunch of kids hanging out in the schoolyard on South 2nd Street. i didn't pay any attention t...
Posted by Lindsay on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 05:52:00 PST

pumpkin ice cream

i made pumpkin ice cream. it's good, but it tastes exactly like pumpkin pie, which is disconcerting because it's not pie. it's ice cream. and, i made a lot of it. a whole lot. if you are around, and l...
Posted by Lindsay on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:06:00 PST

Valentine

This is by far the best Valentine's card I have ever encountered:...
Posted by Lindsay on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:38:00 PST

l'arrache!

i ripped off half of my right middle toenail yesterday. but i prefer the word ARRACHER, v. infin. to uproot, tear off, tear apart. it just has a satisfying cadence. rip does too but there's something ...
Posted by Lindsay on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:42:00 PST

homeless dude

well, here i am procrastinating, yet again. soon i'll start my reading, which really is very interesting. but first i should share this thing that happened to me today. so there's this one homeless gu...
Posted by Lindsay on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:06:00 PST

de dawg

so, davita is finally here in brooklyn. she appears to be taking to it rather well, and alex insists that i'm far more nervous about it than she has ever been. is it possible that i'm reading too much...
Posted by Lindsay on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:22:00 PST

procrastination, reprise

don't have much to write, just haven't written for a while. actually i got a new journal, and have been writing in there instead. no drawings, though. all in due time. i have a lot of work to do at sc...
Posted by Lindsay on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:23:00 PST

sarko

hey all you francophiles out there...check out this video about Nicolas Sarkozy, who just last week declared his intention to run for the presidency against Segalen Royal and Jean-Marie LePen. Althoug...
Posted by Lindsay on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:01:00 PST

voila

i was just thinking of stephan eins again. what a fucking kook.i was also thinking of buffalo chicken fingers, because i saw someone eating them at aubree's last night when i was just drunk enough to ...
Posted by Lindsay on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:50:00 PST

ouch.

was forcibly ejected from my moving vehicle yesterday on the williamsburg bridge: bike stopped moving, while i, ever faithful to the laws of physics, did not. banged myself up a bit, but it certainly ...
Posted by Lindsay on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 12:09:00 PST