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John

Don't hitch your train to a load that's not yours.

About Me



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Where do I start?
BMW (If you don't know, don't ask :) ), Recently released back into the dating scene. Father of one. IT Professional/Teacher/Minister/DJ/Electronic Publisher/Entreprenegro.
I am a people person. I have skills....Girls like skills, right?. I have cooking skills, computer hacking skills, Linux skills, wine-tasting skills, softball and volleyball skills.
I know how to treat you like a lady. I can spoil you, but if you go rotten, it's Dumpster City...
I like sushi (yes, even sea urchin), Seafood, Italian, Mexican, Korean, Japanese (non-sushi), Chinese, Filipino, Vietnamese, Brazilian, Persian, Afghani, Lebanese, and of course good ole' American.... Curious? Send me some e-mail! Want a dinner buddy? Send me some e-mail!
A White politician and a Nigeria President? MyHeritage needs work..

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http://www.myheritage.com

My Interests

In no particular order: God, my son, softball, cooking, PCs, volleyball, chess, church, singing, DJing, teaching, sleeping.....

Check my pix to see my first turkey.....yeah, yeah..turkey is no big deal, but I have never cooked one before. I have done Beef Wellington, Duck, Prime Rib, Lasagna, Stuffed Grape Leaves, Ham and Lamb, but never a turkey until now....

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm....Paul Newman, Dubya, Charlize Theron, Halle Berry, Prince, and Tom Landry for starters. Why? Because I have already met: President Clinton, Governors Gray Davis and Arnold Schwarzenegger, Marion Barry, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Stevie Wonder, Willie Nelson, Johnny Mathis, Glenn Campbell, Pat Boone, Wynton Marsalis, Cicely Tyson, Tyrese, Lynn Swann, Bob Griese, Bert Blyleven, Don Sutton, Chick Hearn, Magic, Norm Nixon, Dave Winfield, Koko Taylor, Linda Hopkins, and Phil Upchurch. No, I don't have photos. You just have to take it on faith. If you can't, go surf someone else's profile.

*SMACK*
Ohhhhh....what kind of woman would I like to meet?
Someone intelligent with a sense of humor who likes kids. A Christian (And I do mean Christian. If your profile pix show you kinda nekkid or your jubblies hanging out, or if you are into Tarot, Numerology, Astrology, or New Age psycho-babble, thanks for playing). No "holics" (Alco, Food, Drug, Work-a, or Shop-a).
Someone who is at home wherever they are. Someone who is content with their station in life, but open to change and discovery. Someone who is happy with the money (and the body) God has given them.
Someone who wants to be appreciated and cherished, but knows how to handle that responsibility.
Someone who brings something other than her body to the relationship table.

P.S. John is an Equal Opportunity Dating kinda guy....

Music:

My tastes are all over the board, depending on my mood.
Favorite Group: Earth, Wind, and Fire.
Favorite Artist: Elton John.
Romantic evening: Frank, Michael Buble, Harry Connick Jr, and/or Michael Franks.
Monday Morning blahs: MOTLEY CRUE and a triple Espresso!
Pretty much the only genres that are out are Death Metal and Punk.-- -- -- -- -- Byron Cage - Men Of War -- .. Video provided by VideoCodes4U

Movies:

Like my music, all over the board.....
Let's see.....Goodfellas, Godfather I and II, Star Wars 3, 4 and 5 (don't ask), Young Frankenstein, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, 8 1/2, Scrooged, The Orginal Batman (Adam West and Burt Ward) Movie, Dirty Harry, Star Trek (except for the first one....yawwwwwwwn), Eurotrip, Animal House, Guys and Dolls, Easy Rider, GlenGarry Glen Ross, Boiler Room, Shaft, Crash, Big Momma's House, The Sting, 2 Days in the Valley, The New Guy, Kevin Smith Movies.....

Television:

Dexter and Nip/Tuck (until yesterday's drug-induced episode)

Take the Nip / Tuck personality quiz to see which character you are!

Books:

The Bible (Duh)....,The Casca series by Barry Sadler, A Wrinkle in Time, The Number of The Beast, The Callahan's series by Spider Robinson.

John
is a
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My Blog

Random Acts of Kindness

You may have gotten a Random Act of Kindness message from me. Why did I do such a thing? [changing to melodromatic, slightly introspective mood] As I moved through 2006, I discovered that far too many...
Posted by John on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:18:00 PST

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you! If you are feeling down and out (and it happens to more people than you think or care to admit), go down to your nearest hospital or Skid Row and see how blessed you ...
Posted by John on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:10:00 PST

Fried Turkey

Fried turkey is the shiz! The guys and I made two of them today.  It took 2 hours to cook them, including cool down time...... No more baked for me! Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!...
Posted by John on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:00:00 PST

Lots of visits to your profile but no invites?

Could be your photos (or lack thereof).  
Posted by John on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:19:00 PST

What your GF/Wife really wants.

What does your gf/wife REALLY want? Sometimes, they just want to be held. Sometimes, they don't want to make any or all of the decisions. Sometimes, they don't want to be tough. Sometimes, they just w...
Posted by John on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:21:00 PST

What;'s happening in Hesperia?

Did all of the men die, move or turn gay? Dang!  LOL!
Posted by John on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 07:28:00 PST

duhhhh

To the families of those who died 5 years ago, We haven't forgotten..... Some day, we will drag the head of Osama Bin Laden through the streets of New York...
Posted by John on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 07:17:00 PST

MySpace 101 for you newbies

Run away from the following profiles: 1. Ones with too many "angle" shots.  Trust me. 2. Ones where they claim they are 18 (or 21), but they're graduating from High School next year.  Now, t...
Posted by John on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 07:25:00 PST

So Long and Thanks for All the Fish

I am temporarily retiring from MyPpace. Why?  I met someone.  Guess where? Not on MySpace. I'm not knocking this site; it has a purpose.  But it's interesting that with all of this tech...
Posted by John on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 08:45:00 PST

My faith in Hollywood has been restored (LOL)

Crash beats BrokeBack for Best Picture! Yesssssssssssssssssssss! If you haven't seen Crash, go rent a copy today!  It doesn't matter that it was set in L.A.; the prejudices, misunderstandings, an...
Posted by John on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 06:57:00 PST