The Office Fridge |
This is a public service announcement to everyone who uses the refrigerator at the office. I have noticed the following and would like to propose an amicable solution so that we can all go back to pre...
Posted by DeRtEeMaN!! on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:40:00 PST |
newsworthy?? |
Have you ever been in one of those moods where you're completely, utterly pissed off, but there's no single reason? Just a million little things that decide to save themselves up for a good month and ...
Posted by DeRtEeMaN!! on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:26:00 PST |
Rage Against the Vending Machine |
so just got back from my lunch break and i have a few gripes...
Dear Designated Outside Contractor Food Supplier: I must give you high marks for the excellent selection of above-average foodstu...
Posted by DeRtEeMaN!! on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:19:00 PST |
Dear Internet Porn |
Dear Internet Porn, These last ten years have been quite a trip, have they not? My letter to you now, however, is not one of celebration... I don't feel like we are the same anymore. We just don't hav...
Posted by DeRtEeMaN!! on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:33:00 PST |
To the FUCKTARDS who hack myspace accounts |
Dear Cockless Fuckmuppet,I want to express my most sincere appreciation of your tremendous efforts to hack my Myspace account. My friends and I thoroughly enjoyed the well-crafted spam I left in their...
Posted by DeRtEeMaN!! on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:29:00 PST |
we all could learn a lesson... |
Yesterday was hell All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly ...
Posted by DeRtEeMaN!! on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:52:00 PST |
Battle Shits |
Sorry, I don't have anything to write about new goings-on in my life or politics, but I DO have another story from the Public Bathroom...true story. So enjoy. You are my arch nemesis. I see yo...
Posted by DeRtEeMaN!! on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:27:00 PST |
Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee |
got this from an email....kudos to the original author, whomever that would be.
When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise...
Posted by DeRtEeMaN!! on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:55:00 PST |
can i get an amen?? |
crazy preacher from local cable access channel.his yoda moment at 1:30 is pretty funny too
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Posted by DeRtEeMaN!! on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 08:18:00 PST |
midgets are officially the coolest now |
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Posted by DeRtEeMaN!! on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:43:00 PST |
