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Beautiful Disaster Piece

Whales and dolphins give me a porpoise :oP

About Me

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"Hey, I'm a crazy bitch..."
I have been a student at Bangor University for over 2 years now, learning about the squishies and the friggly wigglies and all't chemicals in't th'ocean. One thing I have learnt is this BIOLOGICAL FACT:
"A slipknot can sometimes be a lifesaver."
Fair enough it was in reference to hagfish but you know :oP
Whilst at Bangor, I've become an active member of MANW and as of recently, am a certified MMM! :D
Since joining MANW in 2006, I have been promoted to project leader status and given my own survey point at Bull Bay, Anglesey. The surveys are part of the Harbour Porpoise Action Plan and I'm thrilled to be a part of it :o)
We're working to protect the porpoise populations around Anglesey and stop the baddies from trying to build in, change and pollute their environment. And yes I am a geek :o)
"Impurities make me the way I am"
Regardless of where I'm residing, I'm still a Wigan lass at heart :o)
I go to Download every year, 2008 was my 5th and it was fucking sexual:o)
In 2004 I went with my high school girlies, in 2005 just Macavoy and since then I've gone with the beautiful people and the old Caf crew and any other strays we happen to find along the way :oP
I am a genuinely nice person. Which you either see as a weakness or a rare quality, but I guess that's your choice to make.
Photographs are one of my favourite things on the planet and I'm rarely without my camera <3
My nail varnish is always chipped because I rarely paint my nails and I never take last time's attempt off. My nails are always long too 'cos they grow really fast, like my hair, even though I don't take care of either of them.
I am forgetful, like Dory, which is why it's Mr Bliss's nickname for me :)
If there's water about, I'm probably in it. It's one of my favourite things in the world.
I'd like to find my other half someday too.
As much as I am a softie, I'm also a bit of a masochist/sadist too. Love a bit of pain, like a bit of torture. I've been told that the hard-faced side of me is a bit more obvious than the cuddly side. People tend to be far more surprised when I tell them that I feel sorry for teddies or cry at films like The Rugrat's Movie :oP
And my phone's just as bad as I am, temperamental and loving the abuse. I dropped it and knackered it and was trying to fix it when I dropped it again, into a puddle. Shortly following, it began to work again :o)
I love fish and Finding Nemo and even bubbles I find pretty cool :o) But the circles left after the bubbles pop are just scary, I cannae deal with them.
I'm obviously a
And I love gingers too. Lots :o)
My favourite ginger though, is of course my baba. He cured my insomnia :)
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My Interests

Music, mosh pits and great people. I also like to be creative, in an actually arty way though, not all this modern, abstract "look I'm unique" bullshit. These are some of my pieces.

From my n00b days when I loved Linkin Park :oP

Amy Lee, 'cos she's beautiful.

A Killer Whale (Orcinus Orca ;oP) breaking through the ice.

Possibly my favourite painting.

I'm so proud of it, I put my profile on it :oP

My geisha phase.

This came about after me and Amy discovered Disney porn :oP

The scanner upload doesn't really do this piece justice.

Beauty. My first canvas piece :o)

Get arrested. Turn turtles over on the beach :o)

Because it is le pretty and it made me smile :o)

I take pictures of myself, not because I'm vain, quite the opposite in fact. And because I'm omnipresent and therefore make a useful subject :o)

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I'd like to meet:

The perfect guy for me. And Corey Taylor (I touched his knee! :oD).

Or maybe Corey Taylor IS the perfect guy for me lol! =O Tehehe!

Thanks to Mr Penis though, I did manage to get on the Blotter video at this year's Download :oD:

I also wanna meet the creators of this!

: Beached

And these guys again 'cos they're so much fun :o)

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Other life-lovin' hippies. Blue ones :o)

Music:

Urban and metal primarily.

Slipknot are probably my complete favourite.

I love Stone Sour and am subsequently uber chuffed that I got on the Download video of their set :o) See, video over there > Thanks Josh xx

Whilst in New Zealand this Christmas, I discovered Brooke Fraser and quite frankly, she amazes me.

I'd also completely neglected the fact that Marilyn Manson is amazin'!.. 'til recently ;o)

Pendulum ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuule!

Kate Nash belongs to me and my girls.

'Cos they're the nicest thing I've seen...

Within Temptation are awesome.

Craig David is my urban secret

Incubus write songs for me, about me.

KoRn rock.

And omg, how sexy did Fieldy get?!

Evanescence are beautiful

System of a Down are good at clubs but I'm sick of hearin' 'em on my iPod.

Fallout Boy are fuckin' awesome, I don't even care.

I'd quite like to marry James Morrison.

Tool rock. They remind me of someone lovely. As does this guy

Leaves' Eyes remind me of Singapore.

Blackmore's Night have some good tunes.

InMe are good emo.

Fallout Boy are better though, I <3 them to pieces :o)

I love The Fray.

I quite love Gym Class Heroes too.

Paramore are pretty damn goot.

I must thank Dootson for All American Rejects.

My Chemical Romance are decent.

Nickelback are under-rated.

And Chad is so foofin' hott.

Pearl Jam old stuff is better.

Skindred are cool as fook.

Placebo are gorgeous.

Brian Molko is just... ugh, too beautiful.

Mudvayne, hell yeah!

I had to put this picture up 'cos I love tornadoes and intend, sometime in the near future, to go chasing them in Texas...

Nine Inch Nails take me on a sexy road trip in my head.

You get me Closer to God...

Coheed and Cambria have odd songs. As me and Su well know :oP Hehe xx

Machine fuckin' Head, 'nuff said.

Killswitch Engage have some classics.

Jon Bon Jovi IS Casi's.

And Bon Jovi just gets sexier.

Guns 'n' Roses back in the day.

Axel was shmexy as.

Jimmy Eat World remind me of Macavoy and make me happy :o)

Queen are well leg.

Goo Goo Dolls are totally beautiful.

Aerosmith are just clearly - cool. And Steven and Liv Tyler are just stunnin'.

HIM have some good stuff.

Hanson are gorgeous.

The Cure remind me of being young and listening to my daddy's music.

James Blunt was cool.

Redman is fun.

Luda is handsome as and a bit of a giggle.

Alicia Keys is grand.

Jay Z hasn't lost his touch.

Timbaland has always been, and remains, the best producer ever.

DMX is my sexy dog man.

Rihanna is pretty damn good.

I fookin' love Ciara though.

P!NK is my new obsession.

The Eurythmics are classy.

Kate Bush is mad as sheets.

Sugababes were good.

They lost Mutya and I love her more...

Girls Aloud are painfully enjoyable.

Fiji "Chant of the Islands [E Hine Hoki Mai Ra]" is a tune.

Level 42 make me remember I should exercise and that my mum wasn't always a knob.

The Love Actually soundtrack makes me wanna watch the film and the Grey's Anatomy soundtracks play out my life.

Savage Garden are beautiful.

Kelly Clarkson is a typical teenage girl and I love her for it.

Susanne Manning should've won/Ben Mills is Corey Taylor but less angry and just as beautiful/Ray Quinn should let me have one of his babies.

Celine Dion is the original ballad queen I say.

Anastacia vamped it up a bit.

1940's wartime music like Billie Holiday takes me to a good time and Louis Armstrong will never die...

Movies:

Soppy love stories where the guy finds the girl at the end. Love Actually is by far the best, it's my favourite film in the world. If you can watch a film a hundred times and still love it, it's damn good. I also love Whale Rider, which is a really beautiful and cultural Maori independent film. And whilst in New Zealand myself, I finally watched Little Miss Sunshine (I call Liz that all the time but hadn't ever see the film up until then) and I have to say, it is one of the best made films I've ever seen. The emo guy in it has the most convincing spack out I've ever witnessed.
My favourite actresses are a young Judy Garland and an older Julie Walters. I also love Angelina Jolie but we all know that's not for the same reason :oP
My favourite actor is Anthony Hopkins and I really want to see Instinct. I love his speech in Meet Joe Black, to his daughter on the plane.
"I want you sing with rapture and dance like a dervish."
Katie also loves
and who doesn't love

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Television:



But it's Grey's Anatomy all the way babeh.

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Books:

I never finish books. I suck. I do like 'em though and I nearly finished reading Marilyn Manson's "The long, dark road out of hell" or something like that, twas greatly interesting :o)... Ive just started reading Attenborough's "Life On Air" too, I <3 him and it was a pound!

But what's more fun is if I just show you some pictures that I love :o)...

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Heroes:



And I am lucky enough to have a lot of people in my life who save me all the time in different ways and I love them all to pieces.

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My Blog

A serious message/offer to my most beautiful friends...

I am now halfway through my degree course, having less than a year and a half left.  Still unsure of a solid path to follow I'm likely to do a masters course and am especially considering the pos...
Posted by Beautiful Disaster Piece on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:18:00 PST

Beautiful Disaster Piece 2007

Swallow down solution Breathe in the bitter air Desperate search for solution in substance Clinging to a body Falling through open arms The only resolution is in matter, in nothingness Empty world Rel...
Posted by Beautiful Disaster Piece on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:38:00 PST

For those who find themselves missing the shlurve...

'Cos I sure am you beautiful people!   Katie will be available, should you wish to speak to her (or see her, courtesy of our Danny's shwebcam) anywhere in the following times.  I'll log on ...
Posted by Beautiful Disaster Piece on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 04:22:00 PST

Half a world away...

You've banged my head I've bashed your nose But you're the boys I miss the most I've scratched your arms You've bruised my face But ou're the lads I can't replace We've fought for hours But laughed fo...
Posted by Beautiful Disaster Piece on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 09:28:00 PST

My scrummy Easter (slightly late?.. indeed)

I went to Maximes with Adam and Lewis and Marie and Macna and Scotty and Rachael and all sorts of yum fun people like that.  And there were naughty goth strippers!  Twas cool, although we we...
Posted by Beautiful Disaster Piece on Tue, 01 May 2007 07:14:00 PST

How To Die

Step one you say we need to talkHe walks you say sit down it's just a talkHe smiles politely back at youYou stare politely right on throughSome sort of window to your right (like a car window perhaps?...
Posted by Beautiful Disaster Piece on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:13:00 PST

What Has [Tef] Done Now

Would you mind if I hurt you?Understand that I need toWish that I had other choicesthan to harm the one I loveWhat have you done now!I know I'd better stop tryingYou know that there's no denyingI won'...
Posted by Beautiful Disaster Piece on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:54:00 PST

Part II - FIRE!

Ah worry not young'ns, all was under control and safely monitored Sort of After returning to Amy's after feed and small quantities of vodka and grape juice (yum btw), I was presented with this gift ...
Posted by Beautiful Disaster Piece on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:22:00 PST

Part I - The treasure hunt

OK, so here's the crack.  'Tis Amy's birthday on Sunday.  Amy and M.K combine their evil genius minds to produce the plan, which is as follows:   A treasure hunt around Bangor to get/do...
Posted by Beautiful Disaster Piece on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:51:00 PST

My wonderful Wednesday (with slight practicalage first)

First half of the practical, slicing up mussel flesh... snooze and yum But wait?... what's this?  Free pea crabs! Aww, look at how cute the little pea crab is.... But don't be fooled, the pea...
Posted by Beautiful Disaster Piece on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 02:35:00 PST