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Evan

Conversation is like pooping, if you try to push it it doesn't come out right.

About Me

I play drums and make love with my hands and heart. I also enjoy making up things that sounds nice (e.g. last sentence). Philosophy and Comedy own my life, please feel free to talk to me about either.

My Interests

Drumming, it's the most important hobby I've ever had. I love it lots, and it makes me happy. Philosophy, Comedy, Love, Combining words (Supremium), Massages, Connecting with people, Helping people through comedy, Native American spiritual beliefs, learning, forgetting, life.

I'd like to meet:

Hot girls at libraries?

Music:

TOOL, Led Zepplin, The Faint, Weezer, Cake, Journey, In Flames, Unearth

Movies:

If you want to understand me then check this out {[http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0]}

Television:

Modern Marvels, Captain Planet, X-men, I love dorky television: Nova, History Channel, Discover Planet, Animal Planet. Except that both the previously mentioned planet channels have totally sold out in recent years. But every once in a while you get some sweet shows and you learn a bagillion facts.

Books:

The Count of Monte Cristo, Shogun, anything by Clive Cussler

Heroes:

Bruce Lee, Danny Carrey (the drummer from Tool)

My Blog

6 Things About Me

6 Things About Me So the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with "6 weird things/habits about yourself". In the end you need to choose the 6 people to be tagged and list th...
Posted by Evan on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 07:09:00 PST

Why China?

Top 5 reasons for why am I studying abroad in China: 1.) They're a rapidly strengthening nation, and we're already worried about them. I think it's important to get acquainted with their culture if we...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 01:38:00 PST

Conviction

(What follows is pretty much just venting)   I am finally fed up with peoples lack of commitment to any point of view whatsoever. When did it become the norm to debate with no emotional attachme...
Posted by Evan on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 09:12:00 PST

In case you hate bulletins

Play along...it'll add to a ruined day   E-Your touch is cold and clammy V-You do terrible things to good people A-People talk about you behind your backN-You have a rash, and it won't go away &...
Posted by Evan on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 12:45:00 PST

Making Records on a Mobile!

   So I started recording with my new equipment and all this new knowledge I got from Curtis (crazy/awesome dude at Starving), and it sounds really good (to me anyways). Marcos and I have re...
Posted by Evan on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 12:11:00 PST

Fucking Heart

I'm mostly writing this blog because I'm listening to "Crazy on You" by Heart, which is currently ranked "best song ever" by Evan Sarkisian Anonymous Weekly. (Unfortunately Myspace is unaware of this ...
Posted by Evan on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 10:39:00 PST

Today's the Day

So I deleted the blog I just wrote...I don't know how to do anything. It was really long and good too... Oh well synopsis time! Today at work this guy was a dick face to me because I'm the boss's son....
Posted by Evan on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 09:30:00 PST

What in God's name am I doing?

I really have no idea what I'm doing with this freaking website man...Its like I'm an old lady or something. Everyone else's profile is all kick ass with pictures and crazy texts. I have like 3 pictur...
Posted by Evan on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 07:01:00 PST