i was hoping there would be a body |
Something truly magical happened the other night while i was sleeping...the hole fairy payed us a visit! fantastic! just kidding, sorry to dissapoint you. the cold hard truth is that there isn't a ho...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 22:47:00 GMT |
My dream has come true!!! |
just kidding, actually, i'm quite annoyed. the family of rats living in my roomates walls have spread to the rest of the house. YAY! at least now i have company. when you hit the ceiling, you can hear...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 20:22:00 GMT |
finally, something fantastic. |
yay its the last day of school! and its over! and now i have time for the important things, like incesent blogging and cherry flavored candy canes. i even updated my profile... FANTASTIC! if only i ha...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 20:05:00 GMT |
My House. (not for the weak of stomach) |
Come on, take a load off. Plug your nose. When i open the door, its best just to breathe through your mouth. Squint your eyes and wave your hands in the air to displace the cloud of flies in the entry...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 20:59:00 GMT |
what the fuck? |
So, why the fuck would anyone want to ban a book, anyway? It is a disturbing thought. Luckily, when i was in school, the only books we read were banned books, and my parents had an extensive library. ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jul 2005 22:32:00 GMT |
DAMNIT! |
my face is leaking out of my face, and i'm so mad, because i just accidentally deleted my wonderfull beautiful blog that i just wrote. i'm sad. GRR! perhaps it was for the best. you guys probably aren...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Mar 2005 23:06:00 GMT |
exciting stuff |
i just customized my blog... i feel so totally rad, i could just, flip my hair and giggle. or something. damn, why do i feel like such a jackass all of the sudden? or maybe thats how i always feel and...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jan 2005 21:46:00 GMT |
things overheard in a grocery store |
today i was facing juice, standing on top the ladder, staring intently at the dust patterns on the bottles, trying to divine my future...(i keep getting static) when i heard the most bizzare interacti...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jun 2004 00:41:00 GMT |
sweet merciful crap... |
i'm eating chocolate ice cream with cake and frosting swirled in...
and we wonder why america is the fattest nation.
not only do we gorge ourselves with supersized deep fried hormone injected animal...
Posted by on Sat, 01 May 2004 22:14:00 GMT |
i'm evil. heh. |
How evil are you?
thats kinda funny. alas, if only it were true...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Mar 2004 15:34:00 GMT |
