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About Me

so yeah, i was born in a rural town of chicago an then raised by a robust red head named pat in texas. it was here that i came into my own at a ripe age of seven and decided to move me and my family to georgia. what can i say my dad needed the work. i bcame frinds with many friends and found my true calling as a fireman. little did i know that this was just a silly dream and it would never come to pass. i fell in love in third grade to a hooker named tiffany. she wasnt really a hooker but thats what i ccalled her when she wouldnt let me touch her face. i learned the ropes of my own body when i was twelve to a hyperallergenic pillow named marge. she was gentle and didnt make fun of me for being too fast. once i tasted the sweet release i had to have more. like a meth addict i began searching for anyway to make this instant gratification possible. what can i say, i never had a real father. here i began to realize that i use a sense of humor as a defense mechanism. i would punch a girl in the face and then laugh. i thought it was hilarious. at 19 i decide the state of georgia couldnt control the beast within so i moved to los angeles to make a name for myself. i was thinking of frank but thats too common. anyway enjoy....
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super bowl XVII

so, i guess the Giants played heath ledger this weekend........ too soon?
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:20:00 GMT

gas

so im getting alot of bulletins about not pumping gas on the 15th. i just want to reply to all of them instead of one by saying this is the dumbest idea in the world. first of all, it is egregious to ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 15:24:00 GMT