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Dori

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am pretty wicked cool, so you probably already know about me. But if you can't get enough of my wacky adventures... check me out .
If that still isn't enough to convince you, you can also check me out at my actor-site, www.dorijennings.com .
WHOA-KAY! Just an additional comment. If all of your friends are half naked chicks with profile names like "HereToFuk", chances are I won't approve your friend request. uh...yeah. I am not one of a collection; I am one of a kind.

My Interests

I like hiking, camping, reading, drinking beer in a dark, seedy bar with good friends (or meeting new ones), dancing (ballet, not on poles, get your mind out of the gutter), playing the piano, acting. I love my friends so much, they rule. So does my family (rule, I mean). I think tea parties are the coolest...OH and slumber parties, too. I love animals, and when people don't eat them. I love the word "groovy" but people who are around me a lot have started using it, so now I say "groovalicious"...and I love guys who are man enough to sport black eyeliner - H-O-T, hell, lets give it an extra T and make it a full on HOTT.

I'd like to meet:

I would really like to meet Somerset Maugham...I think I would fall madly in love with him...but for that reason alone he could never love me...*sigh*

Music:

Beethoven, anything Billy Corgan, anything Greg Dulli, NIN, Marilyn Manson (especially the years with Twiggy), The Bangkok Five, Jeff Klein, Juliette & the Licks, Morphine, freaking Bob Dylan (hell yeah!), I am still totally obsessed with Alice in Chains, VAN MORRISON, My Chemical Romance (only gonna tell you once: LEAVE IT ALONE...I am pretty sure it is the eyeliner, I don't know), Neutral Milk Hotel, Otis Redding, Pixies, Rolling Stones (can't help but when your pops has Stones tattoos), Skid Row (effe yeah), Talking Heads, Weezer, Tool, Driveblind, Built to Spill, Centaur, The Cure, David Bowie, Cyndi Lauper (duh), Pink Floyd, Elliott Smith, Elvis Costello, Failure, FUCKING STEVE PERRY and JOURNEY, Guns N' Roses, LED ZEPPELIN, Modest Mouse, Morphine, Dolly Parton is my country love. OH! and you know who else? I so totally catch myself singing "If You Leave" by OMD all the time! What!?!?! You are SO lying if you say you don't love "Pretty in Pink"!

Movies:

I am full on the queen of the chick-flick...and anything Trey Parker touches, he was my boyfriend but we had to break up when he got married...

Television:

"Southpark" (first and foremost), Real Time with Bill Maher, "House" is such a complicated man I can't help but love him, "Grey's Anatomy", "ANTM", "The Office"...and...um..."Frasier" (or, as I like to call it, "Niles"...because I dig him the most...he was my boyfriend, too, but we had to break up...for obvious reasons)

Books:

"Phantom Tollbooth" (yeah, yeah, you read it as a kid; read it again), "Fight Club" (and most of what Chuck P writes), "High Fidelity", "Me Talk Pretty One Day" (and most of what David Sedaris writes), "Of Human Bondage", "Steppenwolfe" (it will change your life), "The Moon and Sixpence", "Neverending Story", "Diet for a New America" (vegans rule)

Heroes:

YOU!!! As long as you don't use your car horn...unless it is a total emergency, because that I understand...or in NYC, because that is just what all ya'll do there. And as long as you don't judge, because that is totally lame. And as long as you don't treat me as if I am stupid because I am positive (a lack of cynicism does not equate to a lack of intelligence) And as long as you don't have that white stuff in the corners of your mouth, because that is totally gross. And as long as you don't...

My Blog

Orbit Gum Commercial

Hey all!  I did recently did an Orbit Gum Ad with Janice Dickinson.  It is up on YouTube now, so I thought I would post it If you can’t see that video, you can watch it on ...
Posted by Dori on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 03:55:00 PST

Is this normal, or should I check myself in?

Whenever I am stopped at a crosswalk, and there are people crossing in front of me, I have to use both feet on the brake pedal to keep myself from gassing it over the pedestrians.and...Whenever someon...
Posted by Dori on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 03:19:00 PST

Take No Vengence on Mr. Bacon Head

Ok - For those of you who have read my last blog and seen Mr. Bacon Head's comment on my profile pic: Mr. Bacon Head is innocent!!  He is not the one I was talking about, and his posting the same...
Posted by Dori on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:22:00 PST

Some Peoples Children

I just got the following message:   I only have one picture to go on, but you seem like a sweet girl. So I apologize for being blunt, but I'd really love to fuck you.   Just being honest. :...
Posted by Dori on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:18:00 PST

Martha the Ghost: Clarification

In my last two posts, I have mentioned "Martha the Ghost".  It should be clarified, apparently, that I was using this as my "multi-purpose" term for all of the ghosts that are currently...
Posted by Dori on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 10:46:00 PST

The "6 weird things/habits about me" game

Tricia has tagged and commissioned me to play this game. The rules are as follows:"The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about themselves" and people who get tagged need...
Posted by Dori on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:49:00 PST

Confession

I am TERRIFIED to be home alone.  I always think it will be so exciting...and then it gets dark outside.  My roommate is out of town all weekend...anyone up for a slumber party?  I have...
Posted by Dori on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 07:59:00 PST