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About Me

Hi, I'm G (for some reason) and I like burnt toast, rubber bands, curly hair, Peter Griffin, attempting to dance, losing money, the effects of alcohol, the musings of Noel Gallagher, flapjack, the sight of a proper slide tackle, Russell Crowe films, the adventures of Stevie Gerrard, French Knickers, the sound of Gail Porter, the sound of Ferne Cotton, the sound of a twanging ruler, the smell off fish and chips, the sweet smell of success, the taste of someone who's just downed an apple sour, being wank at my job, having really short regrettable relationships, Paul Giamatti's beard, The Crysler Building, women wearing Liverpool shirts, being fashionably late, Wayne Rooney Interviews, my current ringtone, the sense of manlyness that comes from opening jam jars, the fact I talk better bollocks than anyone else! and probably the most glorious sight in nature: Scarlett Johansson running!
When I'm not stuck at work, I like to do what most young lads waste their time doing in an ever failing attempt to avoid the chains of adulthood. I love movies, and indie music, and occasionally hang on to a loose claim that I'm a bit of an artist. When I'm not enjoying any of the above, I'm usually out getting smashed or rambling on about Football: Mans Greatest Passion! All in all I'm much the same as the other six-and-whatever billion people I share this nifty little planet with.
Anyone who knows me will be well aware of my obsession with football (though I think that goes for entire male population of the UK), I love Liverpool FC with a passion, and STEVIE GERRARD is nothing short of a God; he's had a bit of a wanky start to the season but Im sure his awesomeness will shine through eventually.
Oh, and FERNANDO TORRES is unreal!
But the best player ever ever, EVER; has to be ZINADINE ZIDANE. He was a fuggin' genius!.. .. .. ..

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

AL PACINO!

NOEL GALLAGHER!

GAIL PORTER!

RUSSELL CROWE!

My Blog

Proof Of Life

Hey Y'all! Hows tricks?This blog serves no real purpose other than to prove that I am in fact still alive!Whether you consider this a good thing, or a bad thing; Ill leave to your own conclusion.But a...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 05:44:00 GMT

Whats Hot and Cold this Christmas.

Be honest; you missed my random list-a-ma-jigs, didn't you! HOT: Uber Cheap Food!'Tesco' and 'Morrisons' (theyre our versions of Wal-Mart; only crappier) are at war in my town, so everything is r...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 14:09:00 GMT

God Bless ’Girls Aloud’!

Cheesey pop songs have never looked so good!  
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:24:00 GMT

Um, a lil’ help?

Hey y'all, just a quickie for you: I'm trying to find a Marilyn Monroe canvas print (yeah, cos Im not gay) to throw up in my house, but Im struggling to find a really good one. This is the only one I ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:51:00 GMT

At Long Last: A New Blog From G!

I know you'll all be on the edge of your seats for this one! ...well probably not; but after like, four-million years, I'm finally online long enough to post a new blog. Yet alas, I have a lot of thin...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:44:00 GMT

News and Stuff

Apparently the West is on the brink of a recession; which kinda sucks. But so long as the filthy rich end up as fucking poor as the rest of us; I won't complain. Though I have booked my tickets to go ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:40:00 GMT

Downey Jr

Ive been meaning to write something along these lines for ages, cos Robert Downey Jr is fucking awesome! Everybody loves a 'had it all, lost it all, and got it all back again' story; and how much does...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:51:00 GMT

Dear Santa; I want Mia Kirshner!

Move over Gail Porter; I have a new infatuation! I was bored out of my tree the other night, so decided to have a dig through my DVDs; and purely at random I plucked out Brian DePalma's "The Black Dah...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:27:00 GMT

Hey Y’all!

I still haven't got an internet connection sorted for my new place yet; so I didn't see the point in posting a proper long-ass blog as I probably won't be around to exchange banter with my myspazz-chu...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:26:00 GMT

"Jeez G! Not Another Football Blog!"

The football transfer window closed at midnight on Monday, and for anyone who cares (ie me) the last 24 hours were just plain mental to watch unfold. Deadline day for clubs buying and s...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:40:00 GMT