About Me
my name is crystal. life is good in Santa Cruz.
LOL: "Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "NO!" and she lived happily ever-after: She went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, cooked what she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, earned her own money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and was pleasant all the time. The End."
weeeeeeee!!!!!
