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Crimeny!!!!!!!

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About Me

Hummina hummina hummina.... I Guess you could say I'm a Renaissance girl. For most I have to be seen to be believed. 5' 7" 128lbs 36C 26 36 Italian/Irish bundle of joy and fireblood runs through my veins. I was a former runway model, pseudo-engineer, DJ and volunteer lifegaurd and now (drumroll please) Flight Attendant. Get me in a Go-Go cage, on a stage, or for the lucky few guys and girls......in bed and I can be trouble. Be careful though, I'm really picky as to who I'll let into my world. I'm not just a job....I'm an adventure.......Buckle up for safety. Its going to be a bumpy ride.......

Balled Out!
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Death Star Canteen

WHAT KIND OF ALCOHOL ARE YOU (PICS) MALIBU COCONUT RUMYOUR MALIBU COCONUT RUM, MADE IN THE CARRIBEAN AND GOOD FOR SHOTS!

Alcohol-Drugs-Vices Quizzes

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The great minds of time long past.... Leonardo Davincci, Queen Elizabeth, and Grog inventor of fire...... Ah the Blasted sarchasm again.

My Blog

Klamath Falls............. Sounds nice

Thats at least what I thought. It ended up being a pretty bad overnight. Bug bites in the hotel room, rude shuttle driver, met alot of trailer trash (4 people I met were cool), Had a passenger freak o...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:56:00 GMT

Friendly Skies?!?!?

Sooo, I'm confused. What is it with guys that want to "hook up" with flight attendants? are most of them mentally retarded or what? I cite this experience I had a couple of weeks back..... I had a pas...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:32:00 GMT

Training in Salt Lake City

Wow!!1 Stressful times. 6 hours of sleep on the average along with daily tests and nightly homework.... the last time I felt like this was in college. Deffinitely not for the faint of heart. Who would...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 18:20:00 GMT

Chicago's whilwind trip

All I can say is wow!!!! I spent almost the same time on the plane that I did on the ground there. Hah! It was an interesting visit though. Deffinitely different than San Francisco. I think the worst ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 15:41:00 GMT

Back from Bangkok

After one month in Thailand all I can say is "I can't wait to go back!" It was amazing. Like a whole different world and yet complete because of the ever looming presence of Starbucks. Their plot to t...
Posted by on Sun, 08 May 2005 15:19:00 GMT

Sin city holiday

after a few days ij Vegas I can now officially say that I'm a Pro Nude model. I Went to the AVN at the Sands Convention center and saw alot of my old friends whom recently turned Pro. I was invited to...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jan 2005 15:01:00 GMT

Back from the Big Apple

I just got back from a really good time in New York froma modelig job. All I can say is WOW I can't wait to go back. It was raining like piss over there though. Oh well!
Posted by on Tue, 14 Sep 2004 14:57:00 GMT

traveling around the world

What can I say but just that. I'm all over the place lately. Currently I'm back home but will be back on the road again soon but not too far. Just Vegas, then Burning Man. Party Party Party! Raver-gir...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Aug 2004 07:19:00 GMT

Dooooood Wharz the Rythem

Ummmm.................... went clubbin' and sumbody stole the Dj's ability to mix. This may be hard but I wouldnt let the guy who opened for Waxman mix drinks. Oh well. Nuff said.
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jul 2004 01:48:00 GMT