MUSIC...MOVIES...DVDS...THE SIMPSONS...AND CLOWNS.....I LOVE CLOWNS
What sex position are you? by LaBella03
Your name is
Your age is
Favorite Food
Gender
Favorite thing about you is
The position you are
Favorite body part
Quiz created with MemeGen !o o o o o look at my mad lib its very... creative
Once upon a time there has a young PORN MAKER named WILL. He was SWIMMINGLY NOTHING in the GAY forest when he met LAME BRYAN, a run-away COCK INSPECTOR from the HOT Queen CRYSTAL.
WILL could see that LAME BRYAN was hungry so he reached into his CONDOM BOX and give him his HUGE MASSIVE MEAT. LAME BRYAN was thankful for WILL's MASSIVE MEAT, so he told WILL a very SEXIFIED story about Queen CRYSTAL's daughter DAISY. How her mother, the HOT Queen CRYSTAL, kept her locked away in a DWARF CASTLE protected by a gigantic GIRELLEPHANT, because DAISY was so BEUTIFUL.
WILL MASTURBATED . He vowed to LAME BRYAN the COCK INSPECTOR that he would save the BEUTIFUL DAISY. He would CASTRATE the GIRELLEPHANT, and take DAISY far away from her eveil mother, the HOT Queen CRYSTAL, and FINGER her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a TURNY TORNADO and LAME BRYAN the COCK INSPECTOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic GIRELLEPHANT from his story. HOT Queen CRYSTAL RAN out from behind a HUGE ASS COCK and struck WILL dead. In the far off DWARF CASTLE you could hear a ORGASM.
THE END.
I'd like to meet:
anybody who would talk to an ugly person cause as far as i can tell there are not that manyTake the quiz: "Which member of SLipKnoT are you?"
Shawn Crahan
you are really (sic) and almost evil in your ways.. but very artistic and visual...music is your life as well as art
Music:
lots of things
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i think i like slipknot
system of a down
mariln manson
judas priest(thanks to bryan)
iron maiden(bryan again)
johnny cash(bryan once again)
the blues brothers
the doors
the antagonist
black heart eulogy
murderdolls
korn
Movies:
I LOVE HORROR MOVIES,
I LOVE COMEDY MOVIES,
I LOVE MOVIES,
KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE,
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET SERIES,
AMERICAN HISTORY X,
CREEPSHOW,
CREEPSHOW 2,
A BEUATIFUL MIND,
PET SEMETARY,
IT,
MISERY,
MOULIN ROUGE,
'60'S BATMAN MOVIE,
BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE,
FAHRENHEIT 9/11,
CLERKS,
MALLRATS,
CHASING AMY,
DOGMA,
JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK,
THE SIXTH SENSE,
UNBREAKABLE,
SIGNS,
FINDING NEMO,
SPIDERMAN 2,(NOT AS HORRIBLE AS THE FIRST),
SHAKES THE CLOWN,
RESERVOIR DOGS,
PULP FICTION,
JACKIE BROWN,
KILL BILL VOL.'S 1 &2,
the lost boys, (my favorite),
the blues brothers,(my other favorite),
pee wee's big adventure,
history of the world part 1,
the goonies,
training day,
mystic river,
fast times at ridgemont high,
dazed and confused,
i wanna see the new batman.........
..........fuck yea
Television:
THE SIMPSONS
FAMILY GUY
FUTURAMA
Books:
STEPHEN KING BOOKS AND E.A. POE, AND THATS JUST ABOUT IT
Heroes:
the joker
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