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The Hayden Walker Effect

Here to pleasure your earpussies

About Me

We formed to melt your brains into some kind of soup and to pleasure your earpussies.

Hayden now runs this shit aswell

Songs coming up soon
Monster Mash
Octopus Garden
Turning Japanese
Bad Touch (AKA Discovery Channel)
Zombie Nation??
And of course our own stuff

This was made by one of our darling fans

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/17/2007
Band Website: this is it
Band Members:
Hayden 'The Hoff' - Vocals, Triangle, Wooden Block, Indian Bells - there is no end to this mans talent!!

Jonny 'Perv Extraordinaire' - Guitars, Vocals and Cumgun

Ross 'Roubes' - Guitars

Ed - Drums

Tom - Bass

Session Members

Owen - Ukulele and such
Influences:
Hayden
Metallica

Jonny
Kevin Bloody Wilson
The Beatles
The Who
Elvis
ACDC

Ross
Dave Brockie Experience
GWAR
Rumpelstiltskin Grinder
Infected Mushroom
Turbonegro
Retarded Noise Squad
Nirvana

Sounds Like: a dick with gonorrhea - pussies won't like it
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

For those in peril on the&canal?

This is quite old now, not actually yesterday like it says, something like amonth ago: Yesterday the band and I (Jonny) indulged ourselves in a night of cultural feasting and the ingestion of all mann...
Posted by The Hayden Walker Effect on Sun, 18 May 2008 04:37:00 PST

The Skits Explained

Camp Here Jonny and Hayden discuss why homosexual people act camp because there are plenty of gay people who don't Stephen Fry for example. Intelligence Here Jonny and Hayden discuss why we don't l...
Posted by The Hayden Walker Effect on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 04:10:00 PST

The Following People Are Cunts

This list will be constantly updated, anyway on with the list, in no particular order.. That bald twat off the crystal maze Ewan McGregor Asafa Powell Johnny Cash Bill Bailey Nelson Mandela Hug...
Posted by The Hayden Walker Effect on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:07:00 PST