Caitlin "Tasty Cakes" Cuts Off Heads

I live my life through a series of awkward moments
Hi I'm Caitlin
I want to be a hit man
I have no clue where my life is going and I'm ok with it
I'll be a bitch to you until you prove to me you're worth my time
I'm determined to do more with my life than the average person
I have a tendency to say inappropriate things at an inappropriate volume...one of these days I'm going to get my ass kicked for it...but I'm willing to say it'll be worth it
I want to do outrageous things
I fear having to become part of corporate america
I have a few good friends, that's all I need and I love them very much
I want everything
I love surprise presents even though I'll say I don't
I like people with good manners and those who can hold an intelligent conversation
I'm good at everything aside from athletics
I love to laugh better yet I love making people laugh
I'm a crafty mother fucker
I have 6 screws and a metal rod in my body
I feel like I'm 45 years old
I enjoy jazz hands entirely too much
I'm full of ridiculous stories that normally aren't even good
I'm very animated
I hate new england
I daydream about committing murder
I have a love hate relationship with music
I'm moody and I'm ok with it
I talk like a truck driver
I don't care what you think about me
I like violence...and weapons
I want to learn how to fence so I can cut you with class
I'm an attention whore
I wish I had the ability to travel through time
unfortunately I do not own a delorean

there are a million more ridiculous facts about me floating around in my head...but chances are I don't like you enough to share them with you...
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