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Lard of his Mercy

About Me

I'M ABOUT THREE STEPS LEFT OF MONKEY WITH AN ABILITY TO SHAPE AND FASHION TOOLS. into mouth breathing and simple sports like pig hopping and goat sailing. HAVE STARTED MY PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION BY FATHERING MY FIRST SON WHOM SALL TAKE OVER MY PLANS WHEN IM GONE.I am 65% Evil Genius.
.. Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings. Take the
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ANYBODY WHO CAN EAT A FRUIT PASTILE WITH OUT CHEWING IT! THE PERSON WHO INVENTED THE SELF CLOSE TOILET LID, AN FIND OUT WHAT OTHER INVENTIONS HE OR SHE HAS DEVELOPED FOR THE DOWN RIGHT LAZY!!!

My Blog

new tattoo, shoplifftin, an finding out your ot playin anymore

so to mark my son ive had his name on my forearm, not in the old english that everyone seams to have but in a design i did myself. every time i look at my hand, i have a reminder of what responsabilty...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:29:00 GMT

another drummer spontainiousl combusts

LIKE THE TAPP WE TOO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH DRUMMERS DISAPEARING INTO THIN AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well deano rang this arvo with the news that matt had been spreading himself ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:05:00 GMT

the human an friends

 I write from my mind, an experiance. "People are strange," to quote jim, but people suround them selfves with people, whom fall in to this strange folder. 33 years into life I have had my eyes ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:27:00 GMT

whats amatta you hey why ya so upset hey "apeman leaveth"

how do i start, to begin with congrats andy. im glad you got the place an the chance to broaden you panaramic horizons. as you know im like an orchid an i dont travel well, even more so now i have off...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:59:00 GMT

4am hello world

4am tuesday that is  my jo is fucking amazin dont think im worthy of her shes been through hell the last three days i only hope i helped in some way. i dont wish to tell all but she if captured b...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:13:00 GMT

it has begun

so sunday 8.30 was the first i knew, am not pm waters all but gone, dam you rassberry leaf tea... jo slight agony i assume its now10.30 monday pm im home, jo is in a labour ward ive been sent hom...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:18:00 GMT

impending offspring and how to books

so as d-day or birth day fast aproaches im begining to fear the begining of my true responsability, however when i look around an see people an there offspring.  i ponder what school of parentin...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 16:46:00 GMT

christmas eve an all is well er i think

so this is christmas     an what have you done well today i have avoided the masses an stayed in  watched chevy case an julliette lewis in national lampoons christmas vacation...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 08:56:00 GMT

the death of evel

movie star, failed bank robber, womanizer and  dare devil. Born butte monntana and wowed millions in the seventys. Including a boy with national health glasses and a silver raliegh striker c...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:15:00 GMT

night work inspirers murder

durring the early hours this morning i was berated by what i can only describe as, An aged rather badly,  tooth missing, water avoiding soap dodging co worker. well what was i belittled for you m...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:42:00 GMT