I love SURRA!, lifted trucks, adrenaline rushes, soccer, flip'flops, torn jeans, surfing, my Blonde'Lovers R&R, the beach, bars, road'trips, KATERZ!, parties that don't stop 'til 5 aM, reggae, white teeth, Adidas cleats, camo, text messaging, rhCp, hotel rooms, tanned skin, Final Fantasy, photographs, astrology, PIRATES, poetry, going to the dentist, music, beer, streaking, My Patrick, blonde girls, camping, tiki torches, smiling, my family, PEZ, reefer, the Lake, glitter, boats, sushi, hot pink and army green, beer pong, sunshine and summer'time, karaoke, the kama sutra, loud music, dinosaurs, first kisses, good books, advertisements, Bob Marley, beanies, hot supermodels, bongs, and romance.
I hate highschool, being told what to do, fake bitches, the wind, pickles, wearing shoes, being lied to, being broke, long lines, slow drivers, and airplanes.
DRUNK talks.. Gotta love 'em..
That's right. She's my Bitch.
Love LOVE my Sailors.. And. David's cool, too. =)
I'd like to meet:
Chull'ass mother'fuckers who know how to have a good time. ALLamericnTEASE.
THIS sexy Fuck.
THESE two crazy'ass mother'fuckers.
Think THAT'S kinky..? You shoulda seen what I did to those boys after they passed out.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: JIZZOOO!!
Birthday: 6'25'88. CANCA CANCA.
Birthplace: Napa. WHAT WHAT? Hah..
Current Location: The Flatzz..
Eye Color: Blue.
Hair Color: Blonde. Jealous? ;)
Height: 5'5ish.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty Tighty.
Your Heritage: WHITE.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip'flops. Like always.
Your Weakness: Kryptonite, Bitches.
Your Fears: I'm fearless.
Your Perfect Pizza: MUSHROOM, sausage, and pepperoni. Ranch dressing on the side. And don't forget the garlic cheese'sticks. GRUBBIN'.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Join the military and ship the fuck OUT.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Right on."
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Fuuuuuck..."
Your Best Physical Feature: My lips, my eyebrows, and MY ASS.
Your Bedtime: Whenever..
Your Most Missed Memory: Hm.. Hard choice.. There's so many good ones.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's.
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot tea.
Do you Smoke: I'm quitting right NOW, in fact.
Do you Swear: Fuck no.
Do you Sing: I happen to ADORE singing..
Do you Shower Daily: Most of the time.
Have you Been in Love: Once.
Do you want to go to College: Maybe someday.
Do you want to get Married: Eventually.
Do you belive in yourself: I do.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sea'sick.
Do you think you are Attractive: Most of the time.
Are you a Health Freak: How admirable..
Do you get along with your Parents: Mostly.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Why the fuck not?
Do you play an Instrument: I wanna learn the gee-tar.. Then I'll start my own ROCK'BAND!! WHOHOO!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: That, I have.
In the past month have you Smoked: I really am quitting..
In the past month have you been on Drugs: AYO FO YAYO.. ALL IN MY NASAL.. But.. no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yump.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Probably.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I'm not into Oreos anymore, sadly..
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Of course. One of my favs.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I've karaoked in front of a full bar.. Does that count..?
In the past month have you been Dumped: No. I don't GET dumped. I get cheated on. And then I dump him. Get it?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dip***g: It's the middle of winter. I don't DO. skinny'dipping in the winter'time.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not seriously stolen anything.
Ever been Drunk: Me? Never.
Ever been called a Tease: One of my favorites..
Ever been Beaten up: Not seriously.
Ever Shoplifted: I have before.
How do you want to Die: Fast and dramatic.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: In the Air Force, for starters..
What country would you most like to Visit: All of 'em. Well.. most of 'em.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hmm.. Hazel, probably..
Favourite Hair Color: Brown.
Short or Long Hair: Not too short.. not too long. Juuust right.
Height: Betwen 6'0 and 6'4.
Weight: Proportioned to his weight.
Best Clothing Style: Laid'back.. Slightly loose jeans.. T'shirt.. Whatev. I hate it when guys feel like they hafta match all the time. Don't match.. and I'll LOVE ya. =)
Number of Drugs I have taken: Me? Huh.. 3.
Number of CDs I own: I'm NOT going to count..
Number of Piercings: Four.
Number of Tattoos: One.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Hm.. I guess everything happens for a reason, right?
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or -
Music:
Red Hot Chili Peppers. Deftones. Seether. Brand New. Socialburn. Smashing Pumpkins. The Distillers. Jane's Addiction. Offspring. Foo Fighters. Lynyrd Skynyrd. Guns'N'Roses. Nirvana. Alkaline Trio. aFi. Breaking Benjamin. The Killers. 311. Glassjaw. Finch. Bad Religion. Audioslave. Fuel. Bon Jovi. Toby Keith. Tool. Unwritten Law. Lenny Kravitz. The Cranberries. Sum 41. Sia. Mazzy Star. Sheryl Crow. Jewel. Sara Mclachlan. Natalie Merchant. Shakira. BOB MARLEY. Mac'Drizzle. R.i.P. e40 and keAk da SNEAK.
Movies:
VanityFair. The Devil's Rejects. Spun. Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Van Helsing. A Lot Like Love. Click. Jarhead. Scarface. The Guardian. Legally Blonde. 10 Things I Hate About You. Must Love Dogs. Fight Club. Match Point. Casanova. Pirates of the Caribbean UNO AND DOS.....
Television:
Sportscenter and Desperate Housewives. Beauty and the Geek. FOOD NETWORK. FUCK YEAH. The Duel and all the other Real World/Road Rules Challenges.. And of course, Miami Ink.
Books:
I pick whichever book I read next by skimming through it and getting an idea of the author's writing style. I'm attracted to original writing styles; I get bored easily. I'm interested in reading about drug addicts and sex scandals.
Memoirs of a Geisha. The Catcher In the Rye. The Cheer Leader. The Virgin Suicides. The Joy Luck Club. Midnight In the Garden of Good and Evil. The Perks of Being a Wallflower. As Hot As It Was You Ought To Thank Me. The Other Boleyn Girl. The Handmaid's Tale. Alias Grace.
Heroes:
Besides KATIE and SPOONER?!My Daddy and my Mom because they're the two people in the world who I know will be there for me through everything and because they both grew up with barely anything and managed to succeed as people, as husband and wife, and as parents.
My sister. Because she fell down. And now she's standing again. On her own two feet. Full'time student, full'time Mom, and a part'time job.
And yeah.. Pat..
