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FLATPIG

About Me

1984 it all started.....1980bloody 4! We were called "SHIT" for a couple of weeks before settling on "UNCLEAN" for a couple of years and then changed the name to FLATPIG in 1986(ish). Countless line up changes have left drummer Dave as the only original member. For the last ten years the band has been a kind of sport whereby Dave and Aust recruit bassists, break their will, destroy their minds and spit out their dried up, spent carcasses like shrunken fly corpses on a web of destruction....hahahahahahahahaha....etc. Well, it's a way to remain peniless and unknown.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 17/10/2007
Band Website: www.flatpig.com
Band Members: Austpig thrashes the guitar to within an inch of his next heart attack Davepig beats the skins while desperately struggling for his next breath Alexpig smashes his bass against walls and floors in an effort to escape
Influences: Dead kennedys, Stiff little fingers, Poison idea, Slayer, Thin Lizzy, Discharge, Motorhead, GBH, Killing Joke, The Damned, Chelsea, UK subs, Chas and Dave
Sounds Like: A broken washing machine full of tin cups set to fast spin being dropped out of a lancaster bomber onto a crowded bowling alley during a thunder storm
Record Label: Deadfly Music
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Folkestone

I can't even fuckig spell folkston let alone folkestone but let me tell you that if it was not for people like the mighty Vince and his fellow members of the Chaos Agency punk rock would be dead in th...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:02:00 GMT

drunk

Dave here, drum idiot unable of the drunken persuasion. Today and the surrounding days (repetition of days, nicholas.....good) were/are great and shit. Paul Raven of killing Joke has died really fucki...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 20:23:00 GMT