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CADILLAC CLIFTON

CLIFTON SANTIAGO TROY TELEVASQUEZ!

About Me

Hi I'm not even going to tell you what my name is for the simple fact that you're probally not going to read this. If you are then for reference purposes we'll just call me "Cliftin". You see this is the problem with the world today there is not enough people willing to take the time to read a paragraph or two they just want to see the pictures and move things to fast. I'm taking this opportunity to tell you something about me and so you'll atleast know what to expect. Here's the deal I'm 21, in the summer I waste away the days in a incoheriant belligerence awaiting the next bar-be-que. In the winter I try to mix in some other activities but atleast once this year like others I'll pass out in the snow. Life is has losts its meaning to me and masturbation has become a burden. I love the taste of Gordons Orange Vodka but my favorite drink is makers and diet. I listen to a variety of music but metal and underground seem to prevail. How the hell did I accomplish all this in just 21 years? This I'll never know. I've always said " I'm going to change my ways!" But then a 30 stone and a bottle of Gordons later I'm back a square 5. Don't get me wrong I'm not an alcoholic deadbeat. I'm just trying to make it to the next bar-be-que.

My Interests

guitar, snowboarding, long walks on the beach, puppies, babies crying, tattoos, scooters, hooters, and beer. oh and rocking

I'd like to meet:

You. I'd like to me YOU..... And some hot babes

Music:

thrice, thursday, murder by death, tiger army, pennywise, led zeppelin, the used, blue line medic, the disstillers, lynrd skynrd, neil dimond, SLAYER, pantera, incubus, atmosphere, weezer, bto, dri, snapcase, jonny cash, alice in chains, avial, good riddance, aesop rock, cannibal ox, murs, jimmy and the shrimp shack shooters, necro, necromantix, jurassic 5, bad religon, nazereth, dean martin, frank sinatra, sammy davis jr., ill bill, the blood brothers, nofx, matchbook romance, atreyu, from autumn to ashes, murder city devils, people under the stairs, billy idol, deftones, sparta, catch 22, avenged sevenfold, cky, 311, cave in, mr. dibbs, brotha ali, motzart, hank williams, fillibuster, patsy cline, day two, old metallica, anthrax, motley crue, poision, alice cooper, n.e.r.d., operation ivy, ramones, schreching weezel, lag wagon, propagahndi, modest mouse, 88 fingers louie, the clash, gary numan, gary hoey, iron butterfly, hoobastank,pat benetar, long beach dub allstars, suicidal tendencies, spinal tap, lost prophets,the roots, cream, danzig, pepper, bright eyes, ac/dc, poision the well, the smiths, nwa, death cab, kool keith, radio head, saosin, boy sets fire, deltron, zero 7, cave in, def leppard, ziggens, zz top, murs, misura, mushmouth, candiria, as i lay dying, bleeding through, unearth, killswitch engage, the shins,

Movies:

Super Troopers, Kill Bill, and anything by Stanley Krubick

Television:

Family Guy, and Robot Chicken

Books:

Behold a pale horse, Robinson Crusso, The Count of Monte Cristo, Faulkner, and Green Eggs and Ham

Heroes:

Dr. Kevorkian... and Dr. Suess. Now I'm starting to enjoy the O.J.

My Blog

Personality

Well last week I applied for a job at Citi Finacial, they had a group interview where I was completly over dressed. It fucking hurt how good I looked at the time but thats not the point. They gave us ...
Posted by CADILLAC CLIFTON on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sweet bro's... sweet death!

I fucking hate sweet bro's. They are the most vain assholes ive ever come across. In my eye they can stick there mainstream culture up their ass. Fuck your k-swiss, fuck your lucky jeans, fuck your fo...
Posted by CADILLAC CLIFTON on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gordons Orange Vodka....

So last friday I decided to get a bottle of my favorite drink. I just fucking love the G*O*V. I mixed it with some V8 splash and it was damn good. The thing is I should have known about this vodka it ...
Posted by CADILLAC CLIFTON on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Danzig

Im going to use this oportunity to say that Glen Danzig is the coolest fucking guy ever. Way cooler than any body who reads this inculding myself. Do yourself the favor and listen to Godless and your ...
Posted by CADILLAC CLIFTON on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

IHC...

IHC fucking can lick my nut sack! I recently went to the doctor to check on some kidney stone problems and the only thing this fuck did was take a urine sample and give my a physical. I got the bill a...
Posted by CADILLAC CLIFTON on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Logan City...

Ah well here it is finally the new journal! Logan City Utah, ya sure it's a college town, and it's also the SWEET BRO capital of the world, but it is fucking awsome! Last night was a great time. I h...
Posted by CADILLAC CLIFTON on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

people i think should die

this is just a list of people i think should die: george w. and his krew, kieth barton, the thug across the street, ronald mcdonald, justin timberlake, britney spears, matt godfrey, frank narvez, the ...
Posted by CADILLAC CLIFTON on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A thought for the "people that should die" journal

So today some asshole somehow found out my number and called me, pertaining to the journal I wrote a while back. His complaint was "why the fuck are you talking about me on the internet?" I simple tol...
Posted by CADILLAC CLIFTON on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some Things Revenge

This is my band, Some Thing Revenge, we fucking rock. There is no stoping us from making your head explode. Either deal with it or die. You decide. When we scream you'll get wet in the pants, and when...
Posted by CADILLAC CLIFTON on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bad Ass

Fuck I'm am so awsome! I want all you people to know this if you already didn't. I mean fuck dude, how could one person dominate so many others. I'll tell you, ROCK'N'ROLL muther fuckers. Thats how. W...
Posted by CADILLAC CLIFTON on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST