an accountant. They typically charge $100 and up an hour, so i figure, if i meet an accountant, and he so happens to be, i dunno, gay, and let say, I dunno, he wants to take me out for a drink or two, and lets say, I accept, and lets say, as we are drinking, he asks me to go back to my house and I say, I dunno, sure, why not? and so, lets say, we go back to my house, and, i dunno, we both take our shoes off, and then, lets say, he sits on my bed, and i dunno, happens to find, lets say, my tax file for the 2006 tax season, with my w-2's and my 1099's and my w-9. And he, lets say, does my taxes, then and there. Then yeah, thats who i'd like to meet. A hot, gay tax accountant who wants to buy me a beer and do my taxes, though I am not gay.