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Ashes☮

Raising hell since 1986.

About Me

This is what Im made of:
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LOVE LIFE
Hi, Im Ashleigh [da shmagmus] Switchblade.
If you dont like me, you can get over it dude.

"Well they can't take it away from us can they?"


People sometimes judge me too quickly. I have friends that treat me sooo good. Everynight I sleep with my cat, Bianca, thats my baby. I've got an adoreable boyfriend who treats me very good. I go to school and play with people all day long, sometimes it can get old, most of the time though its a blast. I love art, literature, & history. I thrive on Ancient History, especially ancient warfare. When I get bored, I play the piano. I have an interrest in politics, and unlike most people I usually know what Im talking about. Im not your average girl, but you could probably look at this profile and see that. If I am average, I guess Im ok with that too. Ive been doing makeup ever since I could hold an eyeliner pencil steady, && I love it with all my heart, I don't wear the makeup... the makeup wears me. Talk shit about me and Id sleep with one eye open, no not really Im definately more of a lover than a fighter.
-I love the color green.
-I live for movies, especially horror & action movies.
-School is important to me.
-Champange goes straight to my vagina.
-Id rather go for a walk then sit infront of my television set anyday.
-Im addicted to The Sopranos.
-Im a total nudist.
-My cat is my best friend. If you dont like cats you obviously have'nt met mine yet.
-I hate the smell of onions. ALOT.
-I am a perma-trip.
-I worship the sun.
-I love it outside.
-If I can, I'll smoke a joint and jump on my trampoline at the same time.
-People knock on my bedroom window, like it's a front door.
"Believe in love, it could be all you ever truely have."
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My Interests

the beach,candied apples,sunflower seeds, traveling, graveyards, ghosts, wiccan practices, skeet shooting, the outdoors, rock climbing, hiking, insense, coffee, tea, tab, alcohol, cloves, camel number 9 cigarettes,music, horror movies, vampires, witches, bats, cats, kickboxing, savannah ga, shakspere, ancient history

I want to be the best makeup artist in the world. ^♥^

I'd like to meet:

chill, cool, people. Oh yes & him.
hahahahaha.

Music:

anything that makes my head bob.
"Hold up, Hold on Dont be scared.Youll never change whats been and gone.May your smile,shine on...Dont be scared.Your destiny may keep you warm. Cos all of the stars,Are fading away,Just try not to worry,Youll see them some day.Take what you need,and be on your way.And stop crying your heart out Get up.Come on, Why you scared? You'll never change whats been and gone. Cos all of the stars,Are fading away.Just try not to worry.Youll see them some day.Take what you need and be on your way.And stop crying your heart out."♥-Oasis

Movies:

horror,action, romance, war.

Television:

kick that tv in dude.

Books:

shakesphere. edgar allen poe. house of leaves. book of shadows. book of witches.

Heroes:

Boudicca.Anthony Dominick Rippolone.George A. Romero

My Blog

happy 420 motherfuckers.

Oh i dont even know how to start this one.     tripping on acid at zebas with fucking drag queens is a good way to start it.   seriously considering being a lesbian is another way...
Posted by Ashleigh "acid satisfaction"Switchblade on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:01:00 PST

Someone please call 911...

"Sometimes I feel like Im a prisoner, I think Im trapped here for a while. And every breath I fight to take, its as hard as these four walls I wanna break. I told the cops you was'nt here tonight, mes...
Posted by Ashleigh "acid satisfaction"Switchblade on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:24:00 PST

There was a girl with BIG TITS

Then she flipped out and slit her wrists.   It was because no one could understand, why she would ever love such a stupid man.   "Sometimes theres just so much beauty in the world, I feel l...
Posted by Ashleigh "acid satisfaction"Switchblade on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 04:14:00 PST

Happy St. Patricks Day

Meet the crazy people: Hi, We're drunk. Me & Boomer are two peas in a pod haha. Hannahs Birthday Brownie/Cake hahahaha. Sparkler included. Friends help Friends out man. Kiss me Im Irish?. &nb...
Posted by Ashleigh "acid satisfaction"Switchblade on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:27:00 PST

degenerates & danny trippin

..> ..> sooo..... ive been laughing for hours now, so bad it fucking hurts. trippin on acid is a whole nother thing lemme tell ya. danny elbers is my favorite gay boy in the world to trip with... my...
Posted by Ashleigh "acid satisfaction"Switchblade on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:06:00 PST

take me home tonight.

Life can be a very wild ride.   You wake up one day & find someone you love. After a while, they leave you. So what can you do? Cry about it for months on end, true- it is an option. Or would...
Posted by Ashleigh "acid satisfaction"Switchblade on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:32:00 PST

acid

yes sir.   brian thinks im the perfect chill hippy chick on acid lmao. me with my tab energy drink, favorite pillow, & a joint. ? we trip out... its just the way it is.   "The cat fr...
Posted by Ashleigh "acid satisfaction"Switchblade on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:11:00 PST

Amen.

Someone actually really likes me. Finally I dont have the curse following me around. The spell is broken bitches.
Posted by Ashleigh "acid satisfaction"Switchblade on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:21:00 PST

I suffer from a terrible curse...

Im a true asshole magnet. Any guy who is an asshole is automaticly compelled to makeout with me. There is no known cure for this deforming situation... Im made to attract only immature asswipes that t...
Posted by Ashleigh "acid satisfaction"Switchblade on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 01:26:00 PST

I want to:

i want to be someone else or ill explode.you want me?fuckin come & find me. ill be waiting with a gun & a pack of sandwitches... & nothing, nothing, NOTHING...you want me? well come on &am...
Posted by Ashleigh "acid satisfaction"Switchblade on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 01:11:00 PST