Weakly WTF!? Award! |
The King of the Assholes
I had a most unusual experience today. I'm not quite sure how to feel about what happened but I definitely know that what transpired earns the WTF!? Award this week.
T...
Posted by Fatty McButterpants on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:09:00 PST |
A Confluence of Grump, and my point of view. |
Today's word: Petulant (adj) -
Moved to or showing sudden, impatient irritation, esp. over some trifling annoyance.
Can you use it in a sentance?
Yes: "I have an idea let's all be petulant with Tr...
Posted by Fatty McButterpants on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 05:33:00 PST |
No, why don't YOU put the toilet seat UP bitch? |
Gents, ever been in this situation?
Typical evening scenario:
Woman: AAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!
Man: What's the matter?
Woman: You left the toilet seat up again and I sat down in cold water!
Man: That old che...
Posted by Fatty McButterpants on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 10:25:00 PST |
The Weakly WTF!? Award! |
Umm...ah...errr...WT-blasphemous-F!?
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Posted by Fatty McButterpants on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:06:00 PST |
Weakly WTF!? Award! |
I've decided that because the Weakly WTF!? Awards are in-and-of themselves such nuggets of pure delight they deserve to have their own blog entries. This will replace the Bulletin version of the...
Posted by Fatty McButterpants on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:39:00 PST |
Common Terms and their translations, in the Gay Male world. |
Parlance and Grammar
Bi:
short for "bisexual". Means - "gay but a coward".
Straight acting:
"I drink beer and fart in public". Sometimes a gay man goes so far out of his way to "act straig...
Posted by Fatty McButterpants on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 04:21:00 PST |
Coffee Talk |
I went into Starbucks this morning in Durango looking for my favorite type of scone: the Orange-Cranberry flavored one with the icing on it. They had them. As fate would have it the cashie...
Posted by Fatty McButterpants on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 04:07:00 PST |
My favorite Songstress |
Sarah McLachlan
"I Love You"
I have a smile stretched from ear to earI see you walking down the roadWe meet at the lights, I stare for a whileThe world around us disappearsIt's just you and me on my i...
Posted by Fatty McButterpants on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 11:08:00 PST |
A prophecy was once given over me.... |
A prophecy was once given over me...
That I would not die until I had found my true love.
Though the days pass into years, the years pass into centuries, the centuries into millenia...
Still would I n...
Posted by Fatty McButterpants on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:28:00 PST |
If you read this blog: YOU'RE GAY! |
Okay then, admit it: you hesitated, if ever so briefly, before you clicked "view more" in order to read this blog entry. For some reason the accusation that "you must be gay if you rea...
Posted by Fatty McButterpants on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 02:03:00 PST |
