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Coach Halz

About Me

My name is Halz, I go to UNC, I coach baseball...> The Landlord on FunnyOrDie.com ..>

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What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? slurpee
Color ? gold
Food ? mexicano
Item of clothing ? underwear
Meal of the day ? midnight snack
Feature on yourself ? my butt
Quality in a guy/girl ? caring, loving, attractive, fun, smart
Phrase ? You little Tea Kettle Girl
Song ? Its Goin Down
Musical Artist/Band ? too many...
Sport ? baseball
Movie ? Forrest Gump
TV Show ? Deadliest Catch
Radio Station ? ks 1075
Type of Chocolate ? the kind you eat
Eye Color ? blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? ya
Have any piercings ? no
Have any tatoos ? cant say i have
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend never
Gone skinny dipping ? nah
Been to Europe ? nope
Been to an island ? no
Had stitches ? every year of my life
Broken any bones ? all of em...twice
Been stabbed/shot ? with a paintball gun
Slept until after 12:00 ? all the time
Stayed up all night ? yep
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? nah
Turned down a dare ? not really
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? bills
Is the prettiest ? bunting
Is the most handsom ? myself
Is the loudest ? guber
Is the craziest ? guber
Is the most shy ? calvin
Is the most loving ? me
Is the most understanding ? i dunno
Is the most boring ? neal
Is the richest ? buck and rexy
Is the most athletic ? bunting
Is the most cocky ? bills
Is the most wordly/cultured ? blake and rex
Do you look up to the most ? i dunno
Do you tell everything to ? neal
Has the best clothes ? i dunno
Has the best house ? blake and rex
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? no
Kiss someone of the same sex ? hell no
Cheat on someone you love ? no
Run away from home ? no
Lie to your parents ? yea lol
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? i have...
Lie to your best friend ? yea lol...bills and schmitt everyday
Give a homeless person money ? yea
Run from the police ? sha!
Bungee jump ? maybe
Sky dive ? probably
Cross dress ? umm no
Be an exotic dancer ? already am
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? nah thats messed up
Scuba dive ? yea
Go rock climbing ? yea
Go spulunking (caving) ? hell no!!!
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? White Boy
Bologna ? sandmich
Hott ? me
Orange ? juice
Real world ? mtv
Jack ? johnson
Cucumber ? pickle
Hip-Hop ? 50
Uniform ? baseball
UniCORN ! ? gay
Rainbow ? gay
Clown ? gay
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Perfect Day For A Real Man

THE PERFECT DAY FOR Any Real Man 6:00 Alarm 6:15 Blow job 6:30 Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section and guess what, the broncos won the super because John Elway came out of retirem...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 22:53:00 GMT

Man Laws

1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control 3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 13:53:00 GMT

A Crossroads...

this is the crossroads of my life... In the past 4 years of high school i have made more friend then i could ever imagine...i have the 4 greatest friends in the world(see other blog) and i have S...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:00:00 GMT

My Boys

Damn not many people get as blessed as I have been to have such a great set of friends.  I got the best 4 friends in the entire world.  Were all going on our seperate ways but we will always...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:07:00 GMT