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Doc

YOU'RE A SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER!!!

About Me

I am a dork. I admit it. I spent the last 30 years trying to hide that, but I can finally come clean. I'm tired of trying to impress other people, because it never works anyway. I am content in the fact that I enjoy reality television, wrestling and can watch the same episode of Sportscenter 4 times in one day. Damn, it's nice to be old and not really care what other people think.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Eva Mendez, any of the Jessica's (Alba or Biel to drool over and Simpson to spit in her face), Adam Sandler, Steve Spurrier, Derek Brooks, Vanessa Mannillo, any pro wrestler from the 80's, Jesus, any US President, Chris Tucker, Peter Sarsgard, and countless others for various reasons.

My Blog

War of the Monsters [PS2] commercial: Boot Camp (2002)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLRnrzRUY0o
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:57:00 GMT