im academically deficient, sarcastic and i love mocking people. a lot of people mistake me as the teenie-weenie hippo when they see me in person. when i was born, my mother accidentaly threw me in the basurahan; she said that she thought that i was a huge, hairy piece of shit. as a baby i always hit my head on the wall, floor, and the swing which explains my very beautiful mind. my first love was a foot. for the first 10 years of my life i lived in elsi gaches near mt mcdo, but i escaped because the people i lived with didn't give me candy. i am fascinated with sharp objects and fire, and i like burning things. my friends all think im autistic which i am at times. my world is full of furry woodland creatures who murder each other mercilessly. i tried to join many beauty contests but they said that the stage would colapse if i set foot on it. my first husband was in the LOTR trilogy...his name is gollum; after getting all my money he went to the States to become an actor but he never came back. now, i live a simple life; i earn a living by playing the guitar in front of SMB. i live in a manggo tree outside my brother's house with a hairy creature that smokes cigars...he always offers me a 5 leaf plant, he calls it a happy plant; it makes me really happy when i burn it. my car is a kareton which i sometimes sleep in when my hairy neighbor kicks me out. every weekend, i go to the forrest and run free with my yellow lollipop...it comforts me. of course, i credit my wonderful lifestyle to my school...animo la salle! hekhekhekhek :D
